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The signs in a nutshell

Aries: "GET. ME. THE. FUCK. OUT!"

Taurus: "I'll hang a picture there and.."

Gemini: "I don't what kinda prank bitches tryna pull, but it ain't fucking working for me!!"

Cancer: *cries thinking of being without daylight*

Leo: "Well at least I escaped the paparazzi"

Virgo: "Well these scratches simply are not in alinement...that's gonna piss me off."

Libra: "stand back y'all nutshell is the new style! Catwalk here I come"

Scorpio: *gives 0 fucks* "finally some decent company!"

Sagittarius: "At least now I don't have to make awkward conversation with my neighbour"

Capricorn: "I'm sorry but no nutshell is this big."

Aquarius: *is picking nails and sighing*

Pisces: *is asleep, dreaming of a better nutshell...out there...somewhere*

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Moon in the Signs

Moon in Aries: Aggressive, Selfish, Energetic

Moon in Taurus: Stable, Stubborn, Fertile

Moon in Gemini: Humorous, Changeable, Distant

Moon in Cancer: Introverted, Moody, Nurturing

Moon in Leo: Generous, Proud, Royal

Moon in Virgo: Critical, Shy, Analytical

Moon in Libra: Social, Indecisive, Dependent

Moon in Scorpio: Intense, Emotional, Powerful

Moon in Sagittarius: Lucky, Bold, Blunt

Moon in Capricorn: Cold, Dominant, Tough

Moon in Aquarius: Detached, Intellectual, Humanitarian

Moon in Pisces: Intuitive, Creative, Caring

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MY CELERY IS SENDING YOU A MESSAGE SAYING… FUCK YOU!

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the signs as things i hate

aries: bees

taurus: mcdonalds

gemini: exams

cancer: peanut butter

leo: windows 7

virgo: fake people

libra: jacob saggytits (sartorius)

scorpio: school

sagittarius: not being asleep

capricorn: school lunch

aquarius: spiders

pisces: animal abuse

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The signs roles in squads

Mother hens: Cancer, Leo, Taurus, Virgo

Rebellious teens: Aries, Aquarius, Gemini, Libra

Drunk grandmas: Scorpio, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Pisces

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the thing about...

An Aries: They like to have what they want. They are very passionate. Sometimes, when things don’t go their way, they can turn aggressive, and they are not passive about it at all. They expect exactly what they give back

A Taurus- They like to be held close.Likewise, they like to hold you close, and because of this, they can get jealous pretty fast. A lot of the time, Taurus’ are the cute, cuddly kind

A Gemini- They like to be understood. Often times, Geminis want someone who they can be themselves around. Geminis sometimes find it difficult to be themselves while making others happy They often hide their feelings with a smile, or a laugh. Once you have the trust of a Gemini, they will love you almost unconditionally.

A Cancer- They like to feel protected. Cancers enjoy having someone that can make them feel at home, and someone who does feel at home. Cancers are people who are very deep, and they want someone who is equally just as deep.

A Leo- They like to feel appreciated.Leos like someone who sees the good in them and views them highly. Leos are also very passionate, and once you get them to feel strongly about something, they will not stop talking about it.

A Virgo- They like to be respected. Virgos like to keep to themselves a lot, and they want someone who understands them and hears them out. Virgos like someone who gives just as much respect as they get.

A Libra-  They like unpredictability, but also a sense of home at the same time. Libras do enjoy adventures, but they also enjoy being taken care of in a way that is much like home. Libras also are very appreciative, and they want someone who appreciates them too.

A Scorpio- They like space, but also to be held closely. Scorpios enjoy freedom but they also have a soft spot. Scorpios hate when bad comes to them, and they often return bad with worse. A Scorpio is very protective.

A Sagittarius- They like adventures.Meanwhile though, a Sagittarius likes to understand and be understood. Whea Sagittarius loves you, they will take a bullet for you.

A Capricorn- They like freedom. They enjoy space and not having a limited amount. Capricorns have quite the abstract mind, and they do not want other people to put limitations on it.

An Aquarius- They like to have their mask seen past. An Aquarius often times has a mask where they act mean or incredibly funny, but an Aquarius likes someone to understand that they feel emotions too, even if they are good at hiding it.

A Pisces- They like to be held safe. They want others to be careful with them, and be cautious. A Pisces likes to have someone who can protect them from a lot.

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The Signs As Melanie Martinez Songs

aries: Pity Party taurus: Cry baby gemini: Mad Hatter cancer: Dollhouse leo: Sippy Cup virgo: Tag You’re It libra: Soap scorpio: Alphabet Boy sagittarius: Gingerbread Man capricorn: Training Wheel aquarius: Mrs. Potato Head pisces: Milk and Cookies @galaxyzodiac on instagram

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The Basics

Aries: March 21 - April 19 The Ram. Fire sign. Ruled by Mars.

Taurus: April 20 - May 20 The Bull. Earth sign. Ruled by Venus.

Gemini: May 21 - June 20 The Twins. Air sign. Ruled by Mercury.

Cancer: June 21 - July 22 The Crab. An Water sign. Ruled by the Moon.

Leo: July 23 - August 22 The Lion. Fire sign. Ruled by the Sun.

Virgo: August 23 - Sept. 22 The Maiden. Earth sign. Ruled by Mercury.

Libra: Sept. 23 - October 22 The Scales. Air sign. Ruled by Venus.

Scorpio: October 23 - Nov. 21 The Scorpion. Water sign. Ruled by Pluto.

Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 The Centaur. Fire sign. Ruled by Jupiter.

Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 The Mountain Goat. Earth sign. Ruled by Saturn.

Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 The Man who Carries Water. Air sign. Ruled by Uranus.

Pisces: Feb. 19 - March 20 The Fish. Water sign. Ruled by Neptune.

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BLAZE IT aquarius, saggitarius, libra, taurus pisces, capricorn GLAZE IT aries, gemini, scorpio, virgo, leo, cancer

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The "I Don't Get Enough Sleep" squad

Scorpio, Pisces, Aquarius, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius

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Things That Panic The Signs

Aries: everything Taurus: psychos Gemini: heights Cancer: being judged Leo: losing your phone Virgo: realtionships/dating Libra: spiders Scorpio: being single Sagittarius: getting a bad grade Capricorn: alone Aquarius: exercise Pisces: getting a bad grade

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The "never ready for school" squad

Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Cancer, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Pisces, Capricorn

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Nicest to meanest signs

Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Gemini Leo Taurus Pisces Cancer Virgo Scorpio Libra Aries

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MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO BE A DEMON

Scorpio Gemini Aries Leo Aquarius Sagittarius Capricorn Virgo Libra Taurus Cancer Pisces

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The 'you telling me not to do this just makes me want to do it more' squad

Aquarius, Sagittarius, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Taurus

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Libra: works there

The signs at McDonald's

Aries: the one asking for a toy Taurus: the one in the playplace Gemini: the forever undecided Cancer: extra everything plz Leo: the Mcnugget squad Virgo: the salad & wrap squad Scorpio: the one who takes days to order Sagittarius: the one adding up the cost to their meal Capricorn: reservations¿ Aquarius: the one who gets every soda Pisces: the one asking for samples

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