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#My man would even adopt Tywin's children if Daenerys won the war or something

Avoiding work and thinking about how Ned just. Obtained children. Like as a threat.

My man came back from each war with a new kid, and would just recklessly open his home to any and all children. mans was a child collector and for what?

He took Theon in after the rebellion.

Came home with Jon.

Offered to foster sweet Robin.

Chronic sleepover-attendant Jeyne Poole.

Wanted to foster Robert’s bastards at Winterfell.

My mans is the dad of all time. Out here running a westerosi halfway house for children with daddy issues. If he’d had more page time, the place probably would’ve been packed with wards, foundlings, and orphaned noble children.

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Imagine being SO horny. You're shaking with it. Make no mistake: you want to FUCK.

But! Instesd you have to do this show in front of all these people. And what's worse, once you get there, one of the other performers is 1) a hot guy and 2) into you. Like clearly into you. Like let's go right here into you.

Nevermind, you lock in and you give a pretty good performance. But the hot guy stumbles through his moves (because he's distracted by you. cute.) and his partner - a tiny guy who seems really entitled - ends up falling. No big deal, nobody was hurt and the crowd is applauding.

The tiny entitled guy doesn't see it like that. Just as you're thinking about going over to Hot Guy and introducing yourself with the intent to fuck, the entitled guy grabs a fucking sword and fucking BEHEADS him! Kills him in cold blood! And then they just let him walk out of there??? Where is the King's justice???

You are Ser Loras Tyrell's horse at the Hand's tourney.

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Pretty lucky cat 🍀🍀

Meow meow 💖💕

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

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The baby girl is new to our world.

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You can clearly see his thought process where he slowly starts to realize he's in love with a literal cat. Plus Maomao's lack of insight of her own cat-like disposition.

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Maomao:

Definition of a Brilliant dumbass

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Lady Bethany Bolton

“The two before her never made a sound in bed...”

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It's so lovely.

The Unburnt; Journey of the Mother of Dragons, book five:

A Dance with Dragons, Chapter 7 - redrawing

Hey, some months ago I took part to an amazing project, organized by @mursartifice with other amazing artist of this fandom, called " The Unburnt; Journey of the Mother of Dragons", where we illustrated all the chapters of Dany.

I made a comic and 2 illustrations and recently I decided to try to redraw this short comic and make it more cohesive.

I hope you like this new version! 💙

Enjoy the reading! ✨☝️

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That's me while searching for an excuse to eat nice things. Everything feels like a reason to throw a feast for myself.

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Alicent and her children.

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He ate him up

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I wonder if it was actually King Jaejae's idea.

This diva

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really i think the red wedding is perhaps one of the best moments in modern literary history because its soooo much more than just that one scene ive said it once and ill say it again nothing in asoiaf is a complete and utter shock twist everything is foreshadowed like being woven into a great tapestry of everything that happens. the red wedding is foreshadowed so much you feel it looming over every narrative involved and i really do believe the cultural consciousness of the spoiler that it will happen improves the reading for the red wedding. you know that sickening feeling that everyone here involved is doomed and there's nothing youu can do to stop it. daenerys's vision of a king with a wolf head surrounded at a feast of the dead a whole book before it even takes place. the emphasizing of how you should never ever ever ever violate the laws of hospitality its a crime against the gods and catelyn continuing to push that they should eat first no more matter what. the legend of the rat cook and the gods anger over it. and then you realize not only is the red wedding a tragedy but it is just the beginning and a narrative device that will span every house involved and their downfalls. it is by design that tywin lannister plans it and he's dead by the end of the same book along with his grandson. oh red wedding you will always be famous i love you so dearly and i cannot wait to read the fabulous horror of the demise that lord walder frey will meet

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"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH