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NAH THEY DID HETTY AND NIGEL DIRTY THIS EPISODE-

I want Hetty to be visible at will :( and Nigel deserved a win :(

Devastating.

(though Isaac’s growth was sweet as hell and I appreciate him for that)

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Need a Ghosts episode where we talk more about the fact Flower was in law school. Because my mind never left that fun fact. Obviously, she comes off as ditzy a lot because of the drugs she died on but my girl was in LAW SCHOOL. In the 70s??!! I know it was legal for women to go to law school since the 50s but the 70s was probs still very hard. I have so many questions.

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You have played Horizon Forbidden West for 76 hours-

Wrong. These hours do not account for the time I spent on YouTube looking at tutorials because this game is a goddamn team effort.

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I legit thought she was gonna have a summoning power and be able to zip people and things into the house at will 💔

Anyone eles think Hetty's power was gonna be reveled this episode and that's how they would have contacted Pete? No? Just me? Cool

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My dog when I go to pet her during the day: you dare touch me? Now? As I try to nap on your pillow and sprawl out on your bed? The nerve? The audacity? The gall? Now I must leave this room and never return for I have been wronged by your sinful hands.

My dog at one in the morning: hello, if I am not snuggled up on top of you with my head on your butt and my leg in your face then I will cry until you let you understand the gravity of your actions.

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Ngl there is part of me starves for the DRAMA that Dain living would have entailed. Jude bound to him and Cardan eventually learning of this? Dain inevitably realizing Oak is his son and having Jude and his beck and call? The irony of Jude wanting freedom but when it comes to the thick of it, she is shackled and alone?

Girl, who has the AU? I know someone does. Please hand it over-

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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

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Horizon Melee Pits: Click R1-R1-Pause and then R1!

Me: oh, easy! Surely I cannot mess up such simple instructions (:

*Three hours later*

Me:

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"I don't have time to write." More like my prophetic visions have "ceased for reasons beyond my control". Bet you didn't even think of that.

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Me, first seeing Plainsong: this is MY FAVORITE settlement. It’s so beautiful and I love all the different levels. Incredible.

Me 1 hour into trying to find literally anything in Plainsong: I hate it here, I hate it here, I hate it here-

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Genuinely, the most haunting thing in writing is reviewing some of your old work and thinking “dear god. Have I gotten….worse???”

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Great news. I’m on season 3 and me and Nate are cool again 👌

I am in the middle of season 2 of Ted Lasso.

I did not think I would be compelled to make a Tumblr post about Ted Lasso.

But BOY Nate is making my blood boil in a way I didn’t know was possible.

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I am in the middle of season 2 of Ted Lasso.

I did not think I would be compelled to make a Tumblr post about Ted Lasso.

But BOY Nate is making my blood boil in a way I didn’t know was possible.

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Jude and Cardan

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More Season 2 Squid Games memes because I'm obsessing today 💔

(spoilers below - and yes, I suspect there will be more)