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I keep seeing tiktoks of ppl showing where they got their jewelry and clothes or how they cut their hair and I’m just here with my bracelets I got from my dead grandpa, shirt I got from my dad who had it for over 50 years (probably) and my hair which I cut aggressively with craft scissors during a mental breakdown. They just somehow end up decent looking???

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Woke up from a nap and got rickrolled by my parents

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MBTI group chat pt. 3

6:28

ENTP: hey hey hey hey hey ISTP

ISTP: yes?

ENTP: JUNKYARD. WEST.

ISTP: see ya in 5

ENFJ: tf?!

INFJ: *sigh* fine I’ll drive

INTP: coming

ISTP: pardon, I meant 10

ENTP: THE RACCOONS ARE HERE FOR REVENGEEEE HEEEELLP

ISTP: stfu you dramatic bitch

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MBTI group chat pt 2.

3:20

ESFP: thers a 50%50% chans I just sprayd airfreshenerinstead of perfum

INTP: that sentence stresses me out on another level

ESFP: o sory I ment *just

ENTJ: sleep.

ISTP: what a fucking hypocrite

ENTP: ate air freshener once

ESFJ: Why is every one awake?

INTP:

ENTP: yeah same, pretty much

ESTP: have homework due at 7am

ESFP: doing drugs

INFP: what kind?

ENFJ: nO!!!

ISTP: LSD

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What’s my favorite fandom I’m in? MHA? Marvel? Nirvana? Sike bitch it’s BJ Alex. I don’t even need to say anything, the fandom speaks for itself.

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MBTI types as quotes from my group chats, pt 1:

ENTP: earth fetus.

ISFJ: No!

ENFJ: eaRtH fEtUs

ISFJ: *starts backing away* no-

ENTP and ENFJ at the same time: EARTH FETUS

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What I imagine a chat of all the MBTI types would be like:

ESTP: hey guys I’m bored…

ISFJ: we all have lives and responsibilities, shut up.

ENFP: Oo nice!

ENFP: I don’t

ESFJ: are you guys busy later today? Im missing you guys, let’s hang out. Like dinner, drinking just a night out? 😎👏😘😚😝🍴

*INTP enters chat*

INTP: typing….

*INTP has left the chat*

INFP: I’m making PIE!

ENFP: Wanna come over and make it into a smoothie?

INFP: turning my sadness into a smoothie?

ENFP: …

INFP: HELL YEAH!

ESTP: hey I wanna join!

ENTP: OKAY HEAR ME OUT!! If the mith that cats always landed on their feet was true, you could throw a cat in space and it would land on the nearest planet!

ISTJ: But the myth isn’t even true

INTP: they said IF it was true

ENTP: thanks INTP

INTJ: you spelled “myth” wrong

ENTP: fuck you, INTJ

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I DONT worship Dionysus but I still agree

btw if you're a Dionysos worshipper you 1000% should be liking, supporting, and building up Lil Nas X and his song/music video MONTERO. we absolutely cannot stand for the amount of hatred directed towards him for doing nothing but expressing himself as a gay black man. we have to be good allys for men like Nas and help him continue to destroy stereotypes and racist ideas on what black men "should" be. we need to be strong in the support towards him, even if you don't like the song, because it will pave the way for so many BIPOC gay/mlm men to see themselves finally represented unapologetically. so, support him. watch the video, leave a like, tweet positively at him, leave positive comments, and SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE BLACK COMMUNITY. DO YOUR DUTY AS A DECENT HUMAN AND FOLLOWER OF DIONYSOS.

spotify link for streaming: https://open.spotify.com/track/67BtfxlNbhBmCDR2L2l8qd?si=ACN6vg4xTuGayRjEAdEV1A&utm_source=copy-link

youtube link for video: https://youtu.be/6swmTBVI83k

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Demonicly taking care of a conspiracy theory.. whatever the fuck that means

During the Lockdown I’ll be Sadly Punching Anger Itself ✨😅✨

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I CANT ANYMORE KHYRDHFJHRDGGHDGF

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This is perfection

Since Enderman take damage from water, licking an Enderman would hurt them.

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I just found out a spoiler, SO; SPILER ALLERT‼️

Just found out that DiNozo dies/ leaves 🥲at least Abby won’t leave🖤❤️🖤

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Me, I personally love my civics/Econ class. And it’s because of experiences like this.

So my last period is English and before that I have civics. The teachers are good friends with each other and the classrooms are close too, so he comes by class about 3 minutes before the bell rings. He looks inside, looks at me and shouts out “heyy it’s the arsonist knife thrower!!”... I internalize my urge to just cackle, and I wave.

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Last weeks English class, we were watching animal vides (cuz that’s what ze cewl kidz do 😎 according to my teachers.) Anyway, there was a video of a duck flock. Everyone looked at each other.. “look at all those chickens” one of us said and everyone bursted out laughing, leaving the teachers confused as FUCK

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Damn.., the NCIS fandom is hella old. Which makes sense since it was from like what 30 years ago? (Correct me if I’m wrong) but like.. and then there is me, a 16 year old

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This was my favorite scene from “painter of the night” I haven’t read the entire thing yet so it might change.

*don’t judge me fire is pretty

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*clears throat* *breathes in aggressively*Ok I may be a witch that believes in astrology and the universe. But the universe isn’t going to finish your homework/ work for you and the universe isn’t going to resolve all of your problems and the universe will not be able to help you if you���re not willing to help yourself. *exhale* thank you for your time