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Suddenly, they all disappeared.

They'll be back one day... if I remember this blog exists.

Oh wait! It's my awareness day.. Are you aware of me? Are you humans all aware that I EXIST? 𓂀𓂅 (asexual)

We won't be aware that you exist after today.𓆗

What reassuring news! 𓂀𓂅

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Ahem, it is Pride Month; you may cry about it, my dear Opera! 𓂀𓂅

I'm about to make you cry, 'my friend Daitya'. 𓆗

You love me. 𓂀𓂅

Nah... 𓆗

Hey...? I'm a part of this month too... 𓅓

Daityahan is asexual + biromantic. I project onto him, haha... sighs. He is so shameless and, yet he does have a wonderful sense of boundaries! Just... not with Opera, how sad his story is.

Our unforgettable Opera questions their sexuality, but they are not the most open-minded to others. We need some flawed characters, but let's not normalise such phobia in real life! The only person they are accepting of are people they are close with... How upsetting, perhaps he needs to learn to be more accepting.

My lovely Vegas, they're omnisexual and demiromantic but, unfortunately, they're too shy to really try getting anybody. Maybe, one day, I'll bless them.

Oh wait! It's my awareness day.. Are you aware of me? Are you humans all aware that I EXIST? 𓂀𓂅 (asexual)

We won't be aware that you exist after today.𓆗

What reassuring news! 𓂀𓂅

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Am I not appreciated enough? 𓅓

We so aren't. 𓆣

...

...

...

Oh... 𓅓

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MAG Avatar Fuckability Tier List

It’s here. You’re welcome. Avatars are ranked most fuckable (S Tier) to least fuckable (F Tier). They are also ranked within their respective tiers. In true Robert Smirke style, I will not be accepting criticism. Fight me.

S Tier

Have special traits that actively contribute to the sexual experience.

Daisy Tonner (Hunt) - excellent strength and stamina. Essentially has a werewolf form, and we all know how hot Tumblr gets for werewolves. Deserves the #1 spot.

Jared Hopworth (Flesh) - will mold his body into whatever shape you want. May also mold your body into whatever shape you want. Can help with your dysphoria, might steal your bones.

Annabelle Cane (Web) - if you’re into bondage. Webs that are never too tight or too loose, and that can move on their own.

Tom Han (Flesh) - an avatar of the Flesh absolutely knows his way around a body. Also an incredible cook. He will make you dinner first, just don’t ask what’s in it.

Jude Perry (Desolation) - perfect temperature control, and hard into sadism. She will ruin your life, but the sex will be fantastic.

Breekon & Hope (Stranger) - two for the price of one, but they are so in sync that you’ll never feel the awkwardness of a threesome. Also, they’re blue collar workers. Very hot.

Michael Crewe (Vast) - imagine sex in freefall, like an eagle. I’ve never tried it but it sounds thrilling. Nobody but the two of you in a vast, empty sky.

A Tier

S Tier with drawbacks, or excellent options without being exceptional.

The Distortion (Spiral) - everyone wants to talk about "mind-breaking sex" but nobody wants to deal with the consequences. You’re gonna have a hell of a migraine.

The Coffin (Buried) - some people like to be crushed under the weight of their partner. Very clingy.

Emma Harvey (Web) - excited to experiment in the bedroom. May bring other Avatars over. Does not understand the concept of safe words.

Simon Fairchild (Vast) - old but still spry and flexible. No drawbacks, but doesn’t make S Tier because the Magnusverse has more to offer.

Martin Blackwood (Lonely) - a good listener. Will take your needs to heart. The human version of a cheetah’s emotional support golden retriever. Not exceptional, but dependable.

Manuela Dominguez (Dark) - sex with the lights off. Intelligent and bold, likes to take charge. Not extremely distinguishing.

B Tier

Mostly good options with some less-than-ideal traits.

Alfred Grifter (Slaughter) - an old man who's still got it, and a musician to boot. Don't let him choose a playlist to "set the mood." The mood is murder.

Elias Bouchard (Eye) - besides being subjectively hot he really doesn’t have anything going for him. Short temper. You do not want this man's pipe.

Julia Montauk (Hunt) - intense, but maybe you’re into that sort of thing. Will break up with you just to get you back. Daddy issues.

Jonathan Sims (Eye) - knows what you want in bed, and is good at getting you to open up. A little too anxious to be a really good lover.

Oliver Banks (End) - attractive, sure, but distant, like trying to fuck a statue. Doesn’t help that he can see when you are going to die.

Hezekiah Wakely (Buried) - expert at putting you to bed afterwards, but the sex itself? There are better options.

C Tier

Mostly bad options with redeeming qualities.

Gertrude Robinson (Eye) - constantly checking you out for weaknesses. Will not make eye contact.

Trevor Herbert (Hunt) - canonically grimy, though some people are into that. Body of a 70 year old marathon runner.

Dexter Banks (Web) - your classic film boyfriend who'd rather watch Das Boot than actually get busy. At least he's not transphobic.

Benoit Macon (Corruption) - are you open to threesomes with his beetle wife? How do you feel about becoming a rotten log full of termites?

Samson Stiller (Eye) - plenty of circuits for you to short out. Refuses to log out of Omegle.

Nathaniel Thorp (End) - likes games, but won't let you win. Too bony for good cuddling.

Gabriel (Spiral) - you’ll feel like putty in his hands. You’ll also develop a phobia of doors and fingerprints.

D Tier

Will give you a bad experience, or just boring.

Jonah Magnus (Eye) - prefers to watch. Dusty.

Agnes Montague (Desolation) - doesn’t want to hurt you, but literally cannot touch you without giving you third-degree burns.

Angela (Flesh) - very possible you would wake up the next morning without genitals.

The Piper (Slaughter) - hard to find a private spot in the middle of a war zone. Unfuckable due to bagpipes.

Not!Them (Stranger) - disconcerting, especially since the person you think you’re having sex with is actually dead. Emotionally distant.

Maxwell Rayner (Dark) - feels like he is going to crumble to dust. Insists on doing it with the lights off. Doesn’t know any interesting positions (he is from the 1700s).

F+ Tier

Just for Jane Prentiss (Corruption) because some of you are into that shit.

F Tier

Active health risks.

Nikola Orsinov (Stranger) - maybe some of you want to fuck a mannequin, but this one is actively homicidal. May also steal your skin.

Mary Keay (End) - gross as fuck, will kill you horribly, and the sex isn’t even very good.

Sarah Baldwin (Stranger) - by all accounts, taxidermied animals are nasty to cuddle with.

Monster Pig (Flesh) - no! What? No!

Raymond Fielding (Web) - has no friends. Will fill you with spiders. Also a devout Catholic. One of those has to be a deal-breaker.

Peter Lukas (Lonely) - does not want to be there. Likely has never been more intimate than being on first-name basis in the workplace.

John Amherst (Corruption) - girl the rot

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I bet you can tell who's my favourite... 𓆣

INDIVIDUALS UNDER CUT!

《 INSPIRATIONS 》

Vegas = Epic the Musical, Wisdom Saga

Opera = Carmilla (The novel.)

Daitya = ???? GUESS!

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I totally agree with this... WHO SAID THAT? 𓆗

Avatar Sex Appeal Tier List

Some of you are asking for a Magnus Archives "Avatar Fuckability Tier List." I am afraid to make one. I suspect this fear is related to the Eye - though in this case it is the fear of knowledge itself. I fear that by creating this tier list I will distribute forbidden knowledge.

That being said. I am pinning this post. If we can get to 1000 notes, I will put some serious effort into a Robert-Smirke-Certified tier list. Be careful what you wish for.

Reblog this or comment with the avatars you want to be in the running. I will do my own research once we get close to the threshold.

-R.S.

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"His Work and Nothing More" but SPECIFICALLY the Anthony Warlow version! 𓂀𓂅

"The Villain I Appear to Be" by Connor Spiotto, as well as Josephine Baker's "J'ai Deux Amours". 𓆗

"The Mind Electric" covered by Chonny Jash.. 𓅓

imma try and start one of these chain thingies :3

rb (//in character) what song you have stuck in your head rn, I’ll start!

The Man Who Sold The World, Nirvana

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Do I traumatise blogs enough?𓆗

N O . Y O U D O N ' T . K E E P G O I N G . 𓂀𓂅

Okie! 𓆗

Daityahan.𓂀𓂅 | Opera.𓆗

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Awh, so respectful!~ And that's nice!—The part where you became friends, not when thrown in.—Eek, I'm totally making this more awkward than it needs to be...

CAWWWW— [cough.] Helloooo~!

Trying to be friendly,

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GASP A fellow member of the Vast!! How are you, friend, on this fine day? :3

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Oh, its been quite some time since I thought about that... I can hardly remember it anymore! Hmm~ Maybe given enough time, perhaps I'd remember! "￢￢

CAWWWW— [cough.] Helloooo~!

Trying to be friendly,

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GASP A fellow member of the Vast!! How are you, friend, on this fine day? :3

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What an icon I am.𓂀𓂅

Who are you? 𓆗

Oh wait! It's my awareness day.. Are you aware of me? Are you humans all aware that I EXIST? 𓂀𓂅 (asexual)

We won't be aware that you exist after today.𓆗

What reassuring news! 𓂀𓂅

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Hiii! I'm doing absolutely wonderful today! What about you; art thou doing well? ^^

CAWWWW— [cough.] Helloooo~!

Trying to be friendly,

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GASP A fellow member of the Vast!! How are you, friend, on this fine day? :3

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I need to... draw the other avatars like this. 𓆣

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Oh wait! It's my awareness day.. Are you aware of me? Are you humans all aware that I EXIST? 𓂀𓂅 (asexual)

We won't be aware that you exist after today.𓆗

What reassuring news! 𓂀𓂅

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THEY ARE DEAD! :D

WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?

[Daityahan had consumed around.. way too much sugar.]

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Ouch.

Sighs,

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Sorry, mod, I'm glitching out your everything!

Breaking the fourth wall,

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no clue what to do for april fools. send asks. or something

(meant for my rp blogs)