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"The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here."

(inspired by an incredible tiktok i saw yesterday, username cosm1cegg)

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barcus wroot + wulbren bongle

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Me now that I’m on my Christmas break after crunching for like 2 solid months at work

sleep in late, nap, second naps, and finally early to bed for a good night’s snooze

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This is exactly how Ed and Stede’s first night as innkeepers would go.

“Fucking nature!”

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i just think nathan foad is the funniest person alive and needed you all to feel the same way

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The show runners are actually insane for doing this. My little murder meow meow.

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“The Atlantic Ocean’s hottest new ship has EVERYTHING. Dog barbecue. A twink who catches rats with his teeth. A small, dying man. Human Puppets.”

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Abraham Van Helsing: *thinking to himself* Well I can’t just outright tell my good friend John Seward, who runs a lunatic asylum, that I think a vampire killed Lucy, he’ll think I’m nuts. I know what to do.

Van Helsing’s solution: Speaks entirely in riddles. Asks Seward if he can chop off Lucy’s head with no explanation. Tells a little story about King Laugh. Weaves a 30 minute monologue about mind reading, Methuselah, and turtles.

Van Helsing: *thinking to himself* nailed it

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#He turned himself into what they think he is

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"a group of the two of us"

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Ah, yeah, whoops

I’m sorry guys I think I may have been the one to cause Good Omens Season 2 to go the way it did

See, I wished on this thing that GO2 would have the Angel and Demon fall in love, and that they would kiss

But don’t worry I’ve still got a third wish on it, that dice roll has to go my way one of these days

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Still being very normal about the ending of Good Omens season 2

Just tooooottally normal

(That’s all my old fanart of the Ineffable Husbands. What even IS love anymore?!)

(My wife looks on, rolling her eyes)

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aziraphale and crowley try to perform the tiniest most unobservable fraction of a miracle together and they end up producing a massive burst of power so astonishing in scope that it sets off alarm bells in heaven where it can be seen as an enormous purple beam and radiates with a force twenty-five times the energy needed to raise someone from the dead. we’re told only an archangel could perform an act of such earth-shaking consequence which again is the result of them trying to exert their abilities in the subtlest way possible so can you imagine what they’re going to be like in bed? talk about the second coming. in this essay i will

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My wife is very smart

Yesterday I said to @awholebunchobananas “Aziraphale reminds me of James Garfield”, a sentence I never could have imagined uttering.

Why? (Spoilers for the end of season 2.)

James Garfield was the 20th president of the United States. He was in office from March-September 1881. Six months. That’s because he was assassinated.

That’s not why he reminds me of Aziraphale though. Rewind!

Garfield was from a poor family. He was raised by a single mom and was an introverted bookworm and mathematician. He got into politics in college partly because he was inspired by the abolitionist movement. He served in the Union Army in the Civil War.

(Garfield at age 16)

When Garfield became the Republican nominee for president (remember, this was still Lincoln’s Republican Party), the Republicans were sharply divided over a number of issues. Reconstruction was one, but also there was a lot of debate over political patronage and corruption. Garfield was not interested in the presidency, but he was picked by the power players in the party as a compromise candidate, and potentially someone who could be a little easily manipulated.

Like I said, Garfield was a bookish person (he loved Jane Austen). He didn’t really enjoy being president, he found it exhausting and he was frustrated by not being able to accomplish a lot of his goals.

This is what I expect will be Aziraphale’s experience in Heaven. The Metatron picked him bc he wants an empty figurehead he can push around. Meanwhile the other, spurned angels will be trying to thwart him at every turn, or suck up to him, or get him to do what they want. And he will get totally overwhelmed and long to be back at his bookshop.

Garfield was assassinated at a train station by Charles Guiteau, a man who had been petitioning Garfield for a political appointment and was frustrated at being ignored. (People have given Guiteau various diagnoses, including schizophrenia and neurosyphilis; one thing about Guiteau I find particularly interesting is that at 19 he joined a Christian religious cult called the Oneida Community which practiced group marriage, but nobody liked him there so he eventually left. The Oneida Community eventually transformed into a company that makes flatware and related products.) In a weird twist of fate, Abraham Lincoln’s son, Robert Todd Lincoln, was present at Garfield’s assassination. Garfield died two months after being shot, of infection due to unsanitary medical practices.

I wouldn’t be surprised if s3 involves Aziraphale dealing with a revolt against his leadership or even an attack or challenge by a disgruntled Angel or two.

(Aziraphale … you in danger girl.)

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Reblogging my favorite old piece of Good Omens fanart

How Crowley Fell

The thing I’m working on is taking a while, but I felt like I had to keep up my record of finishing 1 thing a night, so I’ve put my own spin on a concept I’ve seen a lot in the last few days: Crowley’s Fall

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Made a new custom Spotify playlist to jam out to 24/7