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HoO Thoughts

I finally read Heroes of Olympus and I have some thoughts

Coach Hedge is the best character throughout all Riordan creations

I'm convinced Percy can "blood bend"

Blackjack is a trooper

Every time I read "Buford the Wonder Table" I snorted

Will Solace put annoying-as-fuck Nico in his place FINALLY

Reyna is a boss ass bitch!

Percy can't escape having to deal with violent feminists

Annabeth and Percy are gonna die of lung cancer or some shit in like 2 years

Ella the harpy is awesome

Grover not getting enough recognition :( being in the main trio and all

Tempest isn't as awesome as Blackjack

Piper's fighting words, man

Jason bores me, but I appreciate his bromance with Percy

Frank also bores me even though he can literally shapeshift

Do we ever even find out about Hazel's curse and the descendant of Neptune thing or nahhh?

I'm so proud of Leo but still a lil pissed at Calypso with the whole curse thing

Poor Sally :( (Paul is probably thankful the nutcase was out of house but now he's gonna come back 10× worse)

Small Bob

Small Bob should be BFFs with Mrs. O'Leary

That's all I got for now.

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The Golden Formula for Teen Fiction

Main Character: Somehow special, powerful, important, etc.

BFF: Best friend of the main character, goofy, comic relief, stupid, etc.

The Girl: One who keeps everyone in line, level headed, smart, etc.

Some examples:

Percy, Grover, Annabeth.

Peter, Ned, MJ.

Harry, Ron, Hermione.

Am I wrong through?

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My old drawing of @audraauclair

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Here have some HD stills. I had high hopes for FFH, especially for Mysterio, and oh boy it passed my expectations. The illusion scene was 👌 and the execution of Mysterio was absolutely perfect. God bless 🙏

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But what does this have to do with the joke?

Edit: it's a joke about Peter's parents being dead, not one about how Miles refuses to hug his dad. The pic of him and his dad is to show he actually has a dad, not to show that he refuses to hug him...

I'm offended

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I don't understand your point... You understand Peter's parents are dead therefore he can't hug them... Right?

I'm offended

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I haven't watched/read AOT in a long time but have Levi and Hanji banged yet because they need to

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My dad's names for Marvel things:

Will update when he adds to his vocabulary.

Wakanda = Mugabo

Flerken = Filigrom, Filson

Mysterio = Blue Guy

The Mandarin = Mandible

Kingpin = Mr. Big

Black Sky = Black rain cloud thing

Nobu = Gam-Ho/Cam-Ho

Foggy = Fluffy/Plumber/Hopper/Hoppy/Guffy/Wally/Fuzzy/Gabby

Vanessa = Lorena

Luke Cage (Person) = Jack Pounce/Luke Courage/Luke Hoodie/Hoodie/Gotcho/Luke Gotcho/Nick Goonda/Nick Gouda/Jimmy Courage/Greg Roman/Clark Grayson/Gordon Blaze/Jack Gordon/Jimbo Corgi/Johnny Garlock/John Cromwell/Greg Gondowitz/Jack Trumble

Luke Cage (Show) = Guffy and the Tomb Raiders/Paul Blart...Jack...John

Korg = Glaxo/Glamo/Gelmo/Gimbley

Extras

Joker: Chris Pike/Aaron

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I'm offended

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Florence