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I have seen the headcanon that Elrond (+ the other Peredhel in Luthien's line) can turn into birds like Elwing. This is an amazing idea, but I don't think it gets used nearly to its full potential. Consider, Elrond in the Second Age is Gil-Galad's herald. A herald does a lot of things, including delivering the king's proclamations. You know, like a messenger. Like how humans have used messenger doves before. He's also sometimes called Gil-Galad's minstrel.

I raise you, Gil-Galad dictating his latest diplomatic letter to bird Elrond and then (lovingly) throwing him out of the window so he can fly over and deliver it. Ambassadors going to Gil-Galad's court and being very confused when a strange bird none of them can identify is introduced as the court minstrel. Also Gil-Galad being absolutely insufferable about how a "little bird told him" about all the latest diplomatic gossip. Elrond encourages all of this behavior. They're horrible enablers for each other.

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Why didn't the kings of different lands marry each other and merge their lands together so they could just have double the land and extra resources without dealing with the resource draining wars? Plus running a kingdom is hard wouldn't it be better to rule alongside each other? It seems like a smarter choice.

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Hey where can I find all the lore for goncharov? I wasn't here when it was going around and I want to know all the 'cannon' lore (if there is any) without having to sift through all of the people talking about how good of a prank it was.

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What the heck lae'zel!? Gosh I'm freaking sore and tired from running around the freaking wilderness all day and you try to slit my throat! Ok yeah maybe the funky dream lady said that I was getting infected but she was protecting me and I'm fine so chill out!

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Why is everyone commenting on how I'm a drow?

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The EULA for BG3 is freaking hilarious! They did a great job of making it engaging so I can read all of it. Good job! 👍

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I'm drinking Theraflu out of a glass cause we ran out of mugs.

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I want to join Arthur Lester's body parts community thing and I made a blog for it but it's a side blog and when I tried to join it said bananafrog instead of his missing pinky and I'm not sure if that's allowed. Also I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do if I do join.

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Radon in the air

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Why do people describe the feeling of their foot falling asleep as static it feels more like there's sand in my shoes even though I'm not wearing any. And that's when I feel something usually it's just numb till the feeling comes back.

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How many people can a kelpie fit on its back? Could you make a kelpie bus? How long can it get? No wait- A kelpie train.

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Hey. So I never owned a furby but what if the reason they were so creepy is because they're highly social creatures that need another one of their kind to function and without it they sort of lose it and try to gain a pseudo companionship with us but due to a difference in behavior and social standards it led to a depressive mental spiral that continued until it died.

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Spoilers for Malevolent Parts 8-12

What the actual f**k were these last episodes? This dude had a child who is most definitely dead. John's losing it. Arthur's losing it. John's a fragment of some yellow dude??? These two have almost died like ten times in the past three episodes. Worms part two electric boogaloo. Man you have to wonder what the cop dude was thinking right before he got shot like three seconds after Arthur warned him. Arthur has committed another murder. Also what's up with the yellow dude and old women? Is john afraid of old women? He's usually so good at descriptions but the second he sees an old woman he just defaults to 'her skin is sagging' like that's not a normal thing with old people. Also these two need to talk and make better decisions; Arthurs at the hotel and he's like hey this kinda sucks I want to leave and john basically calls him a wimp and Arthur's like well I can't take this lying down and then fails to impersonate a cultist not once but TWICE!!! Then when John realizes that this is a bad idea and wants to back out Arthur just goes on right ahead because he started this thing and now he has to finish it. These guys are idiots. I can't wait to listen to the second season.

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How many times do I have to investigate the tattoo parlor!?!?!?

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I just got my flu and covid booster shots and the nurse lady gave me batman band-aids! :D

They're so cool!

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Ok I haven't watched arcane because I don't have Netflix but I've been seeing clips and people's fanart and such over however long the shows been out and I've only just realized that-

This dude

And this dude

Are not the same person.

I just thought the bottom dude was the top dude after he got a little fudged up and had a depressed villain era.

Which now that I'm looking at them side by side that doesn't make much sense and I can tell the difference but until just now I had never seen any media with the two of them in the same place together so I just assumed they were the same person.

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I'm listening to malevolent for the first time and I'm on episode 2 and I have to ask.

Is Arthur a DND character why are dice rolling and knowledge just spontaneously appears? It sounds like eye possession dude is a player Arthur is his character and he's rolling for history checks.