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basketodeplorables · 4 years

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I’m going to ride him piggyback and whisper sweet nothings in his ear

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basketodeplorables · 4 years

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I wanna put my smokey face up under the thing

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basketodeplorables · 4 years

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Z takes the glass of bourbon from his hand and takes a sip. He sees the decanter on the bar and takes a seat next to it. He begins to seriously contemplate quitting the party and living in this room forever.

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basketodeplorables · 4 years

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Can you remove your legs and only put back half of them?

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basketodeplorables · 4 years

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Oh sir, we have just begun to go south.

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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I look at the steep railing-less stairs and stop shaving my soap.

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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STATUES KILLED MY FAMILY!

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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It’s Clint and Steel, two sexy gnomes that are so hot that they start fires whenever they get together!

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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Would you please put this in the glitter bag of stripping?

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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I’ve never chopped someone’s arm off before. I feel invigorated.

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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Pour this healing potion on his bloody stump!

Wait what?!

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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Haven’t you ever seen a barbarian afraid of his own blood?!

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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You try to milk the centipede at which point you realize it’s both too small to milk and actually a millipede and therefore not venemous.

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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Guys I think we’re in a haunted audiologists....

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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We’re theives not vandals!

We’re the wet bandits!

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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Check it for ghosts!

You flip it over and it’s-

-full of fucking ghosts!

No!

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basketodeplorables · 5 years

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I’m back.

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