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Would've, could've, should've is so Jason Todd coded. You can't change my mind

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Just realised how different the American Robin and UK Robin are??? Like I knew they were different, but assumed it was minor differences. It now also makes more sense why Robin is called that and wears the red and yellow, because I legit just thought the designers must've been colorblind because everybody knows that Robbins are red and brown. Like, look!!!

I finally understand 😂😂😂

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"I can't do it," I say, as I proceed to do the thing which is causing me such stress.

I can't do it but I can. I shouldn't have to do it is what I really mean. Why am I here, working a life away in a job which demands nonsensical actions immediately? Why am I not with the waves or running through a field? I want to scream into a storm or run with wild horses. When did this become normal?

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Taylor doing the archer pose during Midnight Rain in a new Midnights bodysuit!

(August 16, 2024)

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unstoppable slut meets immovable object or whatever that saying is

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“Brave warrior.”

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Update: guys, Barbara was next.

So in my class we name our glue sticks to stop the kids losing or mistreating them - they're much less likely to lose a glue lid if you're shouting "oh no, Alfred's been decapitated". It's fun.

Now, I'm a big batfam girlie ✨ so naturally I named all our glues after these characters. We have Richard and Bruce and Stephanie and Barbara etc. you see the point.

Recently, the first glue stick ran out. It had to go in the bin so unfortunately it "died", and you'll never guess which glue stick was the first to die...

It was Jason.

You could not conceive the sound I made as I had to throw Jason in the bin as all the children shouted things like "Jason's dead" and "noooo Jason!"

Worst things worse, I couldn't even explain how ironic that was that Jason, the second robin, was the first glue to go!

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So in my class we name our glue sticks to stop the kids losing or mistreating them - they're much less likely to lose a glue lid if you're shouting "oh no, Alfred's been decapitated". It's fun.

Now, I'm a big batfam girlie ✨ so naturally I named all our glues after these characters. We have Richard and Bruce and Stephanie and Barbara etc. you see the point.

Recently, the first glue stick ran out. It had to go in the bin so unfortunately it "died", and you'll never guess which glue stick was the first to die...

It was Jason.

You could not conceive the sound I made as I had to throw Jason in the bin as all the children shouted things like "Jason's dead" and "noooo Jason!"

Worst things worse, I couldn't even explain how ironic that was that Jason, the second robin, was the first glue to go!

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So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

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What vibe are we predicting for tortured poets department?

I'm thinking folklore mixed with midnights maybe?

Excited to find out!

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instead of wanting to kill Tim for replacing him, Jason just wants to piss him off a little to keep him on his toes. he does this by changing his name and getting a degree in teaching, and then becoming Tim's English teacher at Gotham prep.

Tim is losing his mind because he swears on his life that his predecessor is literally his english teacher and is literally failing him- and nobody fucking believes him.

Jason thinks it's the funniest shit he's ever managed to pull off. it gets funnier when while on patrol, Red Hood runs into the bats, and instead of helping the others fight him, Red Robin throws down his bo staff down and screeches at the top of his lungs 'STOP GIVING ME FUCKING DETENTION'

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beep beep, timmy hawk coming through

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yeah the iof is only targeting hamas since they started all of this right. that’s why they just ran over a civilian with a fucking bulldozer and posted the footage of it right. a civilian who was fleeing to the south of gaza which they’ve repeatedly told people to head towards only to murder them. this is clearly israel vs hamas and the 10000+ civilians were just accidental casualties right 👍🏼

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I was promised heavy rain all day.

I got nothing.

My soul weeps for it is parched.

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I've seen some really great sunsets in this life

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But what if the cat WAS driving the plane???