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sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

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need to pull a butch in for a kiss by their belt loops

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yall how did you stop the comphet thing where you feel like you have to look attractive to men cause the thought of even being with a man repulses me SO WHY DO J STILL CARE WHAT THEY THINK

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okay, hold on, time out. that’s not fair. if they’re allowed to shoot energy beams using the power of friendship, i should be able to summon a monster using the power of divorce

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did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

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if a doctor tries to give you progesterone don’t let them i’ll take my normal amount of suffering over this any day

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Watching two people I follow who I know are mutuals reblogging and vaguely posting opposing positions on the same argument that I am not interested in or care about is fascinating. Its like having a front row seat to a cold war of nothing

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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in a doctors office and this 30(ish) man comes in for an appt and then sits down and immediately brings out a little bag of crochet hearts and starts working on them

sir idk who you are but i’m obsessed with you and i hope your project goes well

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no man should ever be comfortable around me- every man should be a little bit scared of me all the time

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i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

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can’t tell if a situationship would be good for the plot or life ruining

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does anybody know where i can find this

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake