beepbeepdespair
beepbeepdespair
yeehaw πŸ™‚πŸ”«
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πŸ₯€ hey! i go by heather or beep. 20, 6'1 (and available for hire as a ladder. specifically a lethal company one you can kill your friends with ❀). femme fatale devotee, final girl, indie music listener, villain f/o collector (mostly dads), i cosplay a bit, baby bat but also baby coquette??? gender apathetic and any pronouns, ace, polyro but i use lesbian sometimes. wishing i was a siren... mermaid. not tornado. or maybe tornado i like screaming. idk fuckin. have a good day ig???πŸ₯€
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beepbeepdespair Β· 1 day ago
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i feel like there's not enough spooky in our lives at the moment. therefore, please enjoy this skeleton wedding photo from last year's halloween walk
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beepbeepdespair Β· 1 day ago
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Did you get home okay? And what's your favorite podcast that isn't the magnus archives/protocol?
i'm so sorry i'm late to this it got lost 😭😭😭
luckily i didn't have to worry about getting home because i was drinking at home (well. our holiday accommodation. but technically our home for two weeks?) but thank you so much for asking, that's so sweet πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
and i have to confess here that, despite considering myself a podcast nerd, i have almost entirely focused on tma and tmagp and know very little about any others πŸ’€ i'm working on it i promise. the only other one i have more experience with is stellar firma, so that shall be my answer (and it is also my beloved, so)
thank you for the questions! time for the picture!!
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you receive: a skeleton wedding photo from the halloween walk i went to last year!
what a beautiful, happy couple : )
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beepbeepdespair Β· 2 days ago
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dogs are off again. sounds like the end times
when the mood swings actually let you be happy for once and you're standing out in the grass and remember that your accommodation is directly next to the lake with a suspected bacterial infection but you should totally go and jump in it'll be fun trust me
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beepbeepdespair Β· 2 days ago
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I have a β€œMagnus park.” There is a park I walked to a lot while listening to TMA for research. To this day when I go I think: β€œoh this is bench I sat on when Mike Crew showed up. Here is the rock I stood by when Jon smashed up the table. Here is the tree I sat under while I listened to Elias Bouchard bludgeon Jurgen Leitner’s skull into a bloody pulp with a lead pipe.”
Ah, memories.
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beepbeepdespair Β· 2 days ago
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earlier at the pool a dragonfly landed on my head. i then proceeded to pull my shoulder, do my leg in and slice my ankle open with my own nail, so i guess that means i'm now cursed. good to know
two then began to mate in front of me. not sure i want to know what that one means
when the mood swings actually let you be happy for once and you're standing out in the grass and remember that your accommodation is directly next to the lake with a suspected bacterial infection but you should totally go and jump in it'll be fun trust me
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beepbeepdespair Β· 3 days ago
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πŸŒ€πŸŒ€ooooooh πŸŒ€πŸŒ€πŸŒ€you want to show me something from your gallery πŸŒ€πŸŒ€πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸŒ€πŸŒ€ lol
😭😭😭 i sure do
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you receive: a wet floor sign having an identity crisis!
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beepbeepdespair Β· 3 days ago
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Whats your drink of choice? X
thanks for the question!!!
to be completely honest i'll drink almost anything that's going 😭😭😭 this time the culprit is white wine. i'm not actually that big of a drinker, only if it's there. i do enjoy getting tipsy though. nice to get out of my own head for a while
oh yeah nearly forgot about the picture:
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you receive: a tiny model tram i watched scoot back and forth for far too long at the london transport museum!
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beepbeepdespair Β· 3 days ago
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hello my darling people i am. .. slightly tipsy. and i have an idea. if you send an ask or reply to this post i will give you a random interesting(?) picture from my gallery πŸ’–
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beepbeepdespair Β· 4 days ago
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there's a pack of dogs howling across the lake. well at least i think they're dogs
when the mood swings actually let you be happy for once and you're standing out in the grass and remember that your accommodation is directly next to the lake with a suspected bacterial infection but you should totally go and jump in it'll be fun trust me
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beepbeepdespair Β· 4 days ago
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when the mood swings actually let you be happy for once and you're standing out in the grass and remember that your accommodation is directly next to the lake with a suspected bacterial infection but you should totally go and jump in it'll be fun trust me
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beepbeepdespair Β· 4 days ago
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Hello all. In order to get the best results for FFS I need to go to my precious surgeon so he can finish off what he started in 2023. However I need to raise Β£8k 🫠 I’m so so determined to save money but if you would pls consider sharing my Kofi or buying a commission from me I’d be eternally grateful. Many thanks!
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beepbeepdespair Β· 4 days ago
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Any highlights from the LARP? I was one of the many bards that ended up gathered by Hadrian's Hall Saturday night - had no idea you were running it!!
Since you asked: Friday: Tending bar till 3am, apparently I've still "got it".
Saturday: Went monstering and ended up being made leader of the elite units, destroyed my voice then my body. Came back to discover I had accidentally become the hot bar of Empire. Turned down purchase offers, met imperial taster, hosted an orchestra (sort of), got pressganged into blind knife fighting and a tug of war (winning both and showing off outrageously) also a light amount of running through the woods murdering people.
Sunday: Awake bright eyed and bushy tailed. Go to battle, get traumatic wound meaning I can't run, lose the same leg 6 times, get cut off, haemorrhage 36 hit points (for reference base players have 2 TOTAL) then die. There was nothing left for a funeral. Need to work on a new, less vanilla character now people know me but I can confirm a relative will inherit Hadrian's Hall and it will stay in business. TLDR: My first character finally got everything he wanted then immediately got turned into hamburger meat. He burned like a comet then fucked off just as fast.
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beepbeepdespair Β· 5 days ago
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We have FOUR HOURS LEFT to unlock Johnathan Sims as a Guest Writer for Season 1 of [REDACTED].
Help us make this happen!
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beepbeepdespair Β· 8 days ago
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i'm not willing to discuss how long i spent on this
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good afternoon everyone. i just came out of a french supermarket and miku was there. also i was served by a beautiful trans woman and fell immediately in love. happy pride month everyone
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beepbeepdespair Β· 8 days ago
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good afternoon everyone. i just came out of a french supermarket and miku was there. also i was served by a beautiful trans woman and fell immediately in love. happy pride month everyone
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beepbeepdespair Β· 8 days ago
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good afternoon everyone. i just came out of a french supermarket and miku was there. also i was served by a beautiful trans woman and fell immediately in love. happy pride month everyone
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beepbeepdespair Β· 9 days ago
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me, listening to literally any breakup song: *in tears* oh my god it's sam and alice
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