beetlearmand
beetlearmand
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beetlearmand · 46 minutes ago
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good evening to perverts only. everyone else log off
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beetlearmand · 46 minutes ago
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beetlearmand · 49 minutes ago
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my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba
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beetlearmand · 51 minutes ago
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i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
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beetlearmand · 52 minutes ago
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beetlearmand · 1 hour ago
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beetlearmand · 1 hour ago
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critically consume my problematic dick and balls
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beetlearmand · 1 hour ago
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I think that the fact that the first thing vampires do after turning is piss and shit themselves is still true in the tv show universe Louis just declined to mention it because he’s a classy southern gentleman
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beetlearmand · 2 hours ago
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"Louis thinks I'm boring. Do you find me boring?"
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beetlearmand · 15 hours ago
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˚˖𓍢ִ 🌞 ˚ sun themed pngs — free to use !! no credits needed ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
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beetlearmand · 16 hours ago
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What if you and me had a little ranch somewhere…a little cow-and-calf operation? It'd be a sweet life. HEATH LEDGER AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL AS ENNIS DEL MAR AND JACK TWIST Brokeback Mountain (2005) Dir. Ang Lee
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beetlearmand · 22 hours ago
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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beetlearmand · 22 hours ago
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can you imagine bein randy n goin to therapy after everythin just to realizes absolutely no one is as effective at helpin you unpack the series of events in your life that traumatized you like your dead ex coworker that killed four people kidnapped n shot you. I'd go insane.
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beetlearmand · 1 day ago
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beetlearmand · 1 day ago
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you should come within biting range. no reason
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beetlearmand · 1 day ago
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beetlearmand · 2 days ago
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Inspired by @secretdazedragon lovely "vampires are cats' posts and this iconic gif
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