beetlearmand

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good evening to perverts only. everyone else log off

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my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

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i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

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critically consume my problematic dick and balls

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I think that the fact that the first thing vampires do after turning is piss and shit themselves is still true in the tv show universe Louis just declined to mention it because he’s a classy southern gentleman

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"Louis thinks I'm boring. Do you find me boring?"

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What if you and me had a little ranch somewhere…a little cow-and-calf operation? It'd be a sweet life. HEATH LEDGER AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL AS ENNIS DEL MAR AND JACK TWIST Brokeback Mountain (2005) Dir. Ang Lee

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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can you imagine bein randy n goin to therapy after everythin just to realizes absolutely no one is as effective at helpin you unpack the series of events in your life that traumatized you like your dead ex coworker that killed four people kidnapped n shot you. I'd go insane.

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you should come within biting range. no reason

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Inspired by @secretdazedragon lovely "vampires are cats' posts and this iconic gif