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Well what color hearts u want? ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍 I got these or these 💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️❤️🔥
Partial asking for genuine advice partial wondering if there’s a funny.
My job turned out to be a massive scam and I need to quit asap. I’m already applying to new jobs and all that but is there a good way to quit? I know 2 weeks notices are typical but also.. fuck this place? Just trying to figure out how much respect I should give these people?
Just don’t show up hombre. No notice needed. Unless you’re planning on joining the thieves guild, I doubt you’ll need the fucking scammer guy as a reference.
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I think u need to scream it out. And punch something.
I want to whimper and curl up into a ball
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Sitting in a model car in a dealership
Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
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Felt. Just- felt.
I’m gonna sit outside Horikoshi’s home and sob loudly for the next ten years.
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But fish what if I am the weird family member?

hey if you're scrolling tumblr on thanksgiving you might be going though it so I just wanted to let you know that you are so incredibly loved. also you will outlive the weird family member
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Omg I thought that before I read it 😩🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖

HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL 💔
#the prettiest man to ever#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#league of villains#mha#shigaraki#tomura shigaraki#tomura#shigaraki tomura#tenko shimura#love of my life
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Cauliflower : )
hey. what's your favorite flower? what ever your favorite flower is, that is your nickname now. that's what I would call you. please enjoy the rest of your scroll
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Pookie means a fart crawling out of someone's butt
I had a realization that puki sounds like pookie so basically ur everyone's pookie
English
That term derived from my blog!
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I love that for you
why do i never see you replying to other people's posts. never out in the wild. do you know there are users on tumblr, other than yourself, that make posts of their own and don't interact with you at all?
I literally don't need to do that. I get like 150 asks a day and 200+ replies and I get to pick and choose my favorite ones, like a king, choosing who lives and who dies.
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Come on fish thats military time. They said 2:29pm but it's actually 2:35 ✋️🙄. Yall kinda dumb
good morning :3 or good afternoon :3 I don't know what time it is! this was written at 1:58 on a monday
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It's like- geez a whole worled exists outside the comforts of my home
Sometimes I am inside All Day and then I go outside and all of the sudden Wowsers.
the worled.
it's beautiful
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It's like- geez a whole worled exists outside the comforts of my home
Sometimes I am inside All Day and then I go outside and all of the sudden Wowsers.
the worled.
it's beautiful
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Yeah? Well who did u vote for?
I mupping voted... YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA!
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You can make any man not breath when ur mad at him.
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YOU want to know about the grand canyon but *I* want to know how the continents split.
#When god's heart breaks it splits stars#creative writing#writing prompts#writers on tumblr#writing inspiration#writers#fantasy
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The fairies have come to steal ur bones
I got that temporary sadness in me
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