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I’m screeching

I mean - am I wrong?

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Sora can you please just stay alive for five fucking minutes-

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Just backed this Kickstarter for myself and @thetigerinspace :)

I mean, HOW CUTE ☺️☺️☺️

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“Where are your cats in this moment?”

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You are a traitor of darkness

-”Well, guess I can live with that”

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Sebastian Stan for “Men’s Health”

📷 by Carter Smith

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🔥Top Ten Hottest Tony Stark Looks 🔥 8. Soft Billionaire (Spider-Man: Homecoming) 6.1%

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you wanna know what line i keep coming back to again and again from good omens?

It’s not the one you’re thinking of

??????!!!?????????????!

angels get celestial wages?? what do they spend them on??? is there celestial capitalism in heaven???????? was the real reason heaven was so pissed about the nephilim was that they had to give out too much paid parental leave??? 

okay okay okay so angels don’t eat or sleep or bathe, so that’s most human living expenses that aren’t relevant. angels are all seen wearing modern clothes, but gabriel at least gets his on earth so maybe the others do too or they just miracle them into existence? do they spend money on those glass phones that we see michael using? is there a celestial Apple that keeps releasing a new version of slightly thinner holyPhone every year and slowing down the service on the old ones? did they remove the headphone jack so they could sell more celestial dongles??

correct me i i’m wrong but i can’t spot a price on the front page of the celestial observer, but that’s a thing that could cost heaven money i guess? 

does this mean that the celestial hoverboards aren’t company provided and that infamous angel in the background is just an enthusiast who spent a month’s pay so he could glide instead of walking????

Michael wears a ring similar to Aziraphale’s (I think, couldn’t get a great look at it) but none of the other archangels do so i assume it’s just a style thing? do they get those custom made? did aziraphale blow his first ever celestial paycheck on a fancy new ring to celebrate getting the gate guard job in eden? did sandalphon pay a celestial dentist to get his gold tooth?? is gabriel actually just wearing super expensive purple contacts because he is THAT GUY??? are there daily showings of the sound of music that have super expensive tickets that are impossible to get?? is aziraphale secretly super wealthy because he’s never in heaven to spend his celestial wages so he’s been building interest for six thousand years????????

IS THERE CELESTIAL CAPITALISM IN HEAVEN?????

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Adore You | Harry Styles ♫

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THINKING OF YOU, WHEREVER YOU ARE …

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I’m holding on tight to you

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Tony Stark, king of nicknames, he is unstoppable~

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I started to play again animal crossing new leaf like a month ago and ahskdh I couldn’t resist drawing the ineffable husbands in the style somehow?

I was experimenting big time with the shading but I like how it came out :D  ❤️

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Crowley' feelings towards their new friends, in order of how high are the chances he answers a phone call:

Madam Tracy: Favorite. She's like a sassier Aziraphale. Always has the best gossip and the best cookies.

Pepper: He loves answering her calls because they all start with some variant of "IS THE PATRIARCHY YOUR FAULT?!?" or whatever bee she's got in her bonnet that week, and he delights on explaining to her who's guilty, in detail, and where to direct her activist actions to cause the most damage.

Anathema: All of HER calls are some variant of "I found this spell in a book is it a real one" and the ones who are can be delightfully chaotic like the one where everyone in Tadfield could read everyone's minds at Sunday church and honestly Crowley found the burned feet were worth the spectacle.

Adam: His calls are half philosophical questions about God, History, good versus evil, and the other half are actually memes send through text messaging. There are some calls that are weird though because Adam would ask if something happening to him is because of his remaining antichrist powers and it's actually puberty.

Newt: Has never called and should be at the top of Crowley's list just for that.

Brian and Wensleydale: Have called once, with a question about a history project they had to write for school, and were given Aziraphale's number.

Shadwell: Crowley just doesn't answer his calls, ever. Crowley's voicemail doesn't take the calls either. And every time Shadwell tries to call his number, he gets subscribed to more telemarketers lists.

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Ineffable Husbands + Shakespeare love quotes