#holy cannoli

[tacktheyak]

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HDTTDHKFJXTICTEGGDBSICFJSYBZYKD????????!!???!?!???!???!!!!!!!??

[greenish-onion]

bro the dndads has managed to become so fucking frothing-at-the-mouth insane about this last episode that the podcast is trending on tumblr rn. never let it be said again that taylor swift (the one you're thinking of) is more famous than taylor swift (the one you probably didn't even know existed)

[m0rtisxfuchs]

Do NOT try to use a different color palette on this app that isn’t dark mode

[firecurls-27]

SCREAMING RN-

[notroosterbradshaw]

my favorite Rooster thot: being close friends and he’s so very stressed so you offer to help him relax. he accepts thinking you mean rubbing his neck while you’re dropping down to your knees. there’s a moment where you both freeze and then he’s like “okay. okay. yes. this isn’t where I thought you were going but yes. please please please.” you then proceed to help him relax, he’s practically boneless by the time you’re done sucking him off. his big, thick thighs covered in bite marks and bruises the only evidence of you being down there. he’s still out of it when you join him back on the couch, brushing kisses against his temple while he catches his breath. “give me a second and I’ll get you too.” you smile and tell him that’s not necessary, you just wanted to help him out. “oh sweetheart, eating you out is going to help me relax even more trust me.” and well, who are you to deny something that will help your friend relax?

<3 @callsignspark

I, uhh - I'm actually speechless and that just never happens, Elle. This is super hot. It would certainly affect your friendship hehe I'm actually so onboard with this and I know I am not alone!

If someone writes this or has written this, please link me ASAP because I am on flipping fire.

Send me your Rooster thots!

[a-happy-little-frog]

Y’all

[grampacory]

DOCTOR APPOINTMENT FOR HRT TOMORROW BABEY!!!!!

🥳🥳🥳

[seahdalune]

i think you guys need to see this

[outer-edges]

just discovered cockney rhyming slang and i am SO obsessed with this i wish it didn't sound absolutely ridiculous in american english because it is right up my alley i LOVE doings that make my speech borderline incomprehensible

[red-signal]

WAIT . wait i could call YOU a boykisser .... rubs hands together mischeviously .........this realization has just occured to me 😈😈😈

NOOOO

you are not allowed to tease me it is AGAINST THE LAW 😤

[onlyhereforangst]

the way I genuinely have a holy cannoli problem, thank yu rudy

[yetetispaghetti]

:DDD

im happy with this :3

[bulkhummus]

this man on the great british bake off is giving SUCH cecil vibes

[motionoftheocean]

Papa Beasley has some serious skeletons in his proverbial closet

[television-overload]

Me: *gets home from a long day working as an archivist*

*queues up last week's episode of NCIS to catch up*

*opening scene looks just like where I work*

(minus the pool of blood thank goodness 😂)

[destruction-posting]

fan of hargon -kun too? :'3 i'm shi. i'm a pretty high up person in children of hargon..........hope we can be friends. <3

There's an Official Children of Hargon? How do I join?