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Karl Urban as Éomer in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

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“Noro lim, noro lim, Asfaloth!”

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it occurred to me i didn’t know what happened if you rejected a ‘proposal’ so i tried it on marcurio, whom i am not planning on marrying in this run

and oH GODS LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE

HE’S SO SAD 

i cannot handle this help

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Bilbo went to find a treasure, there and back again; but I go to lose one, and not return, as far as I can see.

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why is it not common knowledge that tolkien and c s lewis once went to a non-costume party dressed as polar bears

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my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person

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if skyrim followers complained about me as much as i complain about them

'she just ran on ahead so i followed and got stuck in a bear trap. turns out she has that sneak perk that means you don't set off traps. and she didn't mention this to me gods damn it. i'll have these scars for ever now. both mental and physical'

'so i stood there zapping the bandits while she crept around in the back looting all the chests and barrels she could find. didn't even thank me. didn't give me a share of the profit. she gave me a pretty neat sword she found but the moment we returned to whiterun she sold it'

'i have never seen anyone this addicted to alchemy. straight up dropped like five soul gems and a pair of boots so she could carry more cave mushrooms. like i know i'll never see the profit from any of these valuables but it grinds my gears so much'

'she went straight up a mountain. like a vertical rock face. in the time it took her to struggle to the top i'd found the path not fifty yards away. oh yes and yesterday she just straight up yeeted herself off a cliff. said something about being able to reload if it didn't work. honestly i wouldn't care but she's the fricking dragonborn and i'm being held responsible for her safety'

'she keeps going into sneak mode and then back again in quick succession apparently just to confuse me. turns out she finds it amusing watching me bob up and down trying to copy her. gods damn it she's a literal child'

'that time she ran headlong into a cave full of bandits and then hid behind me when they attacked. said something about it being fine because i'm essentially immortal. i didn't feel immortal when it was done'

'those times when i do most of the fighting while she hides, only for her to run in last minute, do one of those hideous shout things, and take all the credit'

'i'm carrying five swords and a delicatessen's worth of cheese and then she hands me an entire fricking dragon'

'she laughed at me because i can't swim very well. she didn't have to swim across the river when there was a perfectly good bridge right next to us. also if i looked like i was drowning it's because i was. there was a slaughterfish'

'when she hired me i didn't even know she was the dragonborn. i just thought we'd have a jolly to a couple of caves and then part ways. but no. 67 caves, several trips up to high hrothgar and a metric f*ckton of dragons later and we're still going. i do not get paid enough for this sh*t'

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AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

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Reading the Gentleman Bastard series unlocks the feral side in me

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sometimes i wish you could have more than one follower, then i remember that if marcurio, talvas fathyron and i were allowed to combine forces, we'd probably blow up the entirety of skyrim

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TOLKIEN ALPHABET » D

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middle earth aesthetics | men of the dunedain

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Did You Know: It is commonly theorized that Khajiit are closely related to elves, particularly due to the elven appearance of the Ohmes-Raht furstock? Pelinal Whitestrake was claimed to have killed a large number of Khajiit as part of his Elven Pogroms, before changing his mind on the issue and deciding they weren’t elves.

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my first animation 

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my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person