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A sketch of characters from “The Office (U.S.)”! (from left to right: Dwight Schrutte, Michael Scott, Pam Beesly, Jim Halpert)

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So messed up how so many people think that it’s okay to purposely set off fireworks when they KNOW people who risked their lives for this country get PTSD because of that. Oh, you’re being “patriotic” by setting off fireworks? Try going through the horrors of war for your country, putting yourself in danger for innocent citizens. Try being more patriotic than that.

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Episode One of “Roswell”… my new comic strip!

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Susan logic day 7

Susan: Why are the gays getting all the attention?? Straight people deserve a straight pride parade too!!!

The Gays: Weeell, we got bullied and massacred for centuries and-

Susan: ATTENTION SEEKERS!!! STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE!!!

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A fly once sexually assaulted me

HERE we FUCK BUGS

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Why did I wake up to this?

HERE we FUCK BUGS

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I’m so complicated

hey if ur lgbtq rb this with all ur past labels nd the one u use now

i’ll go first straight, bi, pan, demi, then lesbian

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Actually, correction: Straight, Bi, Lesbian, Bi, Straight, now Bi.

hey if ur lgbtq rb this with all ur past labels nd the one u use now

i’ll go first straight, bi, pan, demi, then lesbian

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Susan Logic Day 6

Atheist person: I don't believe in God, but-

Susan: EXCUSE ME?

Atheist person: I'm atheist, so-

Susan: STOP PUSHING YOUR BELIEFS ON ME. YOU ARE THE ANTICHRIST. YOU WILL GO TO HELL. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ASHAMED.

Atheist: I wasn't TALKING TO YOU SUSAN.

Susan: *smacks Atheist with a bible* DONT DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!!

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Straight, Bi, Lesbian, now Bi.

hey if ur lgbtq rb this with all ur past labels nd the one u use now

i’ll go first straight, bi, pan, demi, then lesbian

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Jew. I am Jew.

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.

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Susan Logic day 5

Person: *has a cigarette*

Susan: GIVE ME IT.

Person: Why do you want it?

Susan: MY BABY NEEDS IT.

Person: Susan, this is a cigarette.

Susan: I dOn'T cARe wHAT iT Is My child WANTS IT!

Person: *inhales* No.

Susan:

Susan:

Susan: *Snatches the cigarette and gives it to child*

Policeman: Susan, that is a cigarette. You cannot give that to the child as it is against the law.

Susan: *gasps* Well THIS person GAVE it to me and he didn't say it was against the law! Who is your MANAGER??

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My brother's logic

Me: *makes joke about how I'll never find love*

Brother: Wait, but your bi, right? You have twice as many options...

Me: *laughs maniacally* hahaha you have forgotten about my personality.

Brother: Oh yeah...

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My logic part 2

I should be studying for finals and keeping my GPA as a 3.4 but I am just posting on tumblr even though I have no followers and doodling randomness that isn’t getting me into college. Oh well.

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My logic

For some reason even though I have expensive art supplies like charcoal, drawing paper, coloring pencils, oil pastels, etc., I still draw with a number 2 school pencil and basic printing paper.

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Susan logic day 4

Susan: I'm pro-life!! All life is precious.

Also Susan: My husband is a hunter as a hobby! Stop gun control! Got a problem with that, LIBERALS??

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Aww... someday, Pixie!