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I love my First Lady
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Dear past self,
When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.
From, Ben (that’s you)
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yo danny fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine it was designed to see a world unseen; when it didn’t quite work his folks they just quit, but then danny took a look inside of it, got in one little fight and his mom got scared, said “you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in bel air” i whistled for a cab and when it got near th
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friend: hey i’ll be at your house in 5 minutes i hope you’re ready!
me:
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when they look hot pumping gas u know u fucked
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i was tagged by michael-ryan-pritchard thanks cutie pie !!
Rules:
- Always post the rules
- Answer the questions and write 11 more
- Tag 11 people
- Tell them you tagged them
- Tell the person who tagged you that you’ve done it :)
1. Any phobias?
yeah im terrified of needles
2. Made any friends on tumblr?
yEs omfg loads n i love them all even the ones i dont talk to anymore :(
3. Any popular posts you’ve made?
i wouldnt say popular it only had like 90 something notes
4. What’s your birthstone?
yellow topaz it looks like piss color
5. Do you believe in zodiacs?
yes
6. If so, do you think your zodiac suits you? If not, do you like your zodiac anyways?
i am the pure definition of a scorpio omfg jealous, possessive, manipulative, controlling, u got me
7. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
no but i sleep with a bunch of throw blankets
8. Do you name your instruments, computer, phone, etc? (Bonus-tell me the names! ^u^)
ive always wanted to name my instruments bc i think its cute but i can never think of a name??? i call my piano The Old Man though
9. Most rebellious thing you’ve done?
oh my god uhhh sneaking out every weekend, doing drugs, trespassing, i stole one time but i will never steal again i felt like absolute fuckin shit after that. dont steal, kids
10. A skill or quality you’re proud of?
i am ~musically inclined~
11. Favorite band, album by said band, and favorite member of band?
green day !! fav album is dookie (because every song is literally my life [espcially burnout]), and the beej man is my fav member
ok here are my 11 questions !!
1. do u like cereal? if so, whats ur favorite cereal?
2. are you a cat or dog person?
3. what country do u wanna visit the most?
4. cold weather or warm weather?
5. tell me about your crush (if u have one) !!
6. whats your dream job?
7. whats your favorite show?
8. favorite holiday and why??
9. do you like the smell of coconut?
10. do you like icecream?? favorite flavor?
11. favorite song atm??
i tag theidiotclub michael-ryan-pritchard st-lilly turnt-dirnt brainstewburnout oh-hate im too tired to think of more ppl im sorry
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i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk
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i remember in 5th grade everyone was afraid to say the word “sex” out loud and now my vocabulary sounds like a fucking Blink 182 song.
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