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Captain Marvel can't be a member of the Justice League because he has a LOT of shit to deal with in his first years as the champion of magic after so many centuries without one.

So when Superman asks this new hero, who only appears in Fawcett or in world-ending situations, if he wants to join him, he's met with a big, polite "Oh, no thanks."

But Captain Marvel and the League keep bumping into each other.

Zatanna does a spell that the League requested, and Marvel just "POFF" appears and says something like "Guys, I can't let you do this. It's a scale 12 spell, it could cause a rupture in the fabric of this universe. Here, let me redo this for you, sorry, I just need to make sure, okay?"

And someone says "YOU CAN'T DO THAT" and the magic users explain that, yes, yes he can. he is the new champion of magic and he is in fact responsible for keeping magic in its rightful place, making sure it doesn't go ruining the interdimensional worlds or universes, and that this IS his role in magical society and no one in that room can really take away his authority in matters related to magic. They can try, but the chances of success are very low.

So Captain Marvel takes care of it.

Like, are they on a mission to retrieve a magical artifact? Marvel will show up, grab it, and leave because he needs to put it in the rock so it doesn't cause more trouble.

Are they dealing with a cult that's probably going to summon a demon or something? Marvel will probably be there to banish the demon, close the portal, and reprimand Constantine, because why not?

The magical villain that Marvel saw the League having trouble with? Well, just a little finger shock should do the trick to help them take the villain away.

Got a problem with a God? Marvel is there.

Are the portals opening? Captain is in charge.

Have goblins invaded Gotham? Are fairies loose in Metropolis? Are there talking snowmen in Central City? No problem, Captain Marvel is ur guy.

After a while, JL is dying to have him on their team. Or at least let him keep a communicator in case they need to call for help. Because, well, this guy IS super powerful, a HUGE nerd about magical things, and it's MUCH better to have him on their side than not.

But he always refuses, because taking care of all the problems related to magic and Fawcett's stuff is already too much, hes just like 8-9 years old, give him a break.

Yeah but of course one day, after a long day, Superman goes back to Fawcett to ask about it for the thousandth time, and he's so tired of this subject that he just waves his hand and says: "Okay, okay, give me a year to make magical society at least more stable so they can keep going without me present all the time, then I'll go with you, okay?"

And Superman is beaming with happiness, he agrees, leaves, and Billy goes to sleep that night dead of exhaustion on his little couch on the rock of eternity, wondering HOW he's going to make magical society stable after CENTURIES of instability. in. one. year.

That's future billy problem tho, not billy of the present. that being said, time for the champion's nap

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Captain Imposter WIP

Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, a well-known one at that. He should be able to get whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Whether it was for him or anyone in his household, gods know he can afford it. He always gets his way somehow. Which is why he feels like tearing his hair out trying to plan this birthday party.

Everything was perfect… except for one thing,

One person.

Captain fucking Marvel.

His new kid, Billy, was obsessed with him. It was no surprise to him that Billy's favorite hero just so happens to be the one from his hometown. A hero who was also in the Justice League.

Unlike other parents, who get their children a random person to show up in a costume, the real Captain Marvel could be guaranteed to come to this birthday party, Bruce will make sure of it. Bruce was always determined to make his kids’ first birthday with him absolutely perfect. And Billy was the sweetest of them all. He deserved nothing less.

He can actually make this happen.

He would’ve made this happen.

It shouldn't have been hard to do. In fact, it should have been the easiest part to do in all the party planning. The Captain was always delighted to be invited to places, especially birthday parties. The one time Batman asks for a favor from Captain Marvel, the man who says yes to everything, he had been told no.

No?

No.

Maybe he will get a random person to show up in Captain Marvel’s costume. Billy is still too young to tell the difference, right?

“Clark, are you doing anything this Saturday?”

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Billy can’t help it if his merch is just that good. The red-white-gold color scheme is just pure perfection. Ask Barry, he’ll tell you the same thing.

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He got a bonus from Mr. Morris!

(Discord has already seen this. So you should totally join to see all the other art the members and I haven’t posted here… they even got to vote on the ice cream flavor…… join guys ❤️)

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i was working and was doing something that somehow made me said ”dios mío”

i literally have to take a double take at myself

i dont speak spanish, even if i said a word in another language i dont speak, it has to be french (learned it in middle school), BUT I SAID IT IN SPANISH.

billy for ref:

draw when i was at work, do not mind my ugly art

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everyone adores you

at least i do.

(by matt maltese)

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Welcome

I would be truly grateful if you could help me with a donation in order to save my children and my family from the dangers of war and death in Gaza and escape to a safe place

Please Share Or Replog Or Donate For My Family 🙏

https://gofund.me/0511f253

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I made some tiny stickers of Billy Batson and Captain Marvel/Shazam!! They’re both shorter than my thumb.

Also, here are the original sketches cuz I think they’re cuter

May add more details like the little patterns on his cape later but for now I’m happy with this! I need to figure out where to put the stickers now tho…

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2 sides

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✨ Tagged By: @im-not-buying-it-ether Thank you!✌

✨ Last Song: Good Luck, Babe! by Chappell Roan

✨ Currently Watching: Dungeon Meshi

✨ Currently Consuming: A Fortune Cookie

✨ Favorite Color: Many shades of Red, Pink, & Blue, Black & White

✨ First Ship: I don't remember, probably Merthur (Still do)

✨ Three Ships: Frobin, Zolu, Team Rancher ((the characters not irl) Romantic or Platonic idc)

✨ Relationship Status: Single

✨ Last Movie: Inside Out 2

✨ Currently Working On: The next chapter of my fic and 3 other oneshots

✨ Tagging: @chaoticallyfluffy

🌿Tagged by @decomposten WAVES WAVES :-)

🌿Last song: DEVIL NOBODY - STOMACH BOOK

🌿Currently watching: the stanley parable other games ending dialogue

🌿 Currently consuming: nothing rn but i had some ramen earlier

🌿 Three ships: stanarrator, chelldos, and griddlehark. the tragedy of the person you hate being the person you trust most and whatnot. you get it.

🌿 Favorite color: radioactive green <3

🌿 First ship: no clue tbh.

🌿 Relationship status: this is an aromantic household sorry

🌿 Last movie: a horse movie my mom had playing while she was cooking earlier. it was a bit sad

🌿Currently working on: art and figuring out what the hell is wrong with me <3

🌿Tagging: @liliotl, @anonwithahaton, @hushpupper, @sesom732, and @spicysoulsa !! ^___^ and anyone else who wanna do it ofc

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Thank you for tagging me!

Tagging:

@neoymm @billybatsonmylove @zorilleerrant @billy-and-friends @rainybasementthing

5 Favourite Characters Poll (Tag Game)

I was tag by: @star-mum

Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Thanks you so much for the tag

Tags <3: @meeks-beas @practically-an-x-man @outer-space-face @trashworldblog @mydearlybeloathed

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Billy playing hockey!🥅🏒

I like to think that Billy would be good at ice skating ⛸️

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✨World’s Cutest Reporter✨

Colored Version:

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Billy + Marvel! Pt3

POV: You corner a small defenseless child

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Billy + Marvel! Pt2

More instances of Billy and Marvel interacting outside of being Captain Marvel

Marvel is telling Billy something he overheard. What is he telling Billy🤔?

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A Small Question

What happened to Shazamite?!?? Like, weren't we supposed to be getting one??

I recently got the Shazam (2023) Vol.1 book that has issues 1-6 and I remembered that the summary for chapter 6 included:

(from the official DC site)

We're twelve issues in and not once has he appeared. Am I missing something or is it supposed to happen later in the series? Was it because they changed the main writer?

Just asking because why include it in the ch6 synopsis and not show him at all? I googled him and any mentions of him come from articles for the preview of Shazam #6(which came out months ago). Does anyone know?

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Billy + Marvel!

Started this when the new Venom trailer came out and was inspired. Was finally able to finish it!

Big fan of Marvel interacting with Billy outside of being Captain Marvel, so here’s one of the instances where he “leaks out”. Enjoy!