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adam wakes up, probes his side. rib gone, wound sticky. god's fingers have touched a place that will never be touched again. how does adam not curl up, swell and fall, beg god to touch him again. to touch him everywhere else. not just ribs but cheek, inner thigh, lap. the worst part of the side-wound is not that god penetrated you but that he won't do it again

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ya know what time it is

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I am not immune to capitalism,

And neither are you.

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arts and crafts time w/ the free bumper stickers i got

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me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff

ciro: cool let me try

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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Polina Pak.

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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

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disliking your father for personality traits you have yourself but keep firmly repressed

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every time I mention how many days sober I am I appreciate people congratulating me and telling me to keep up the good work. it is nice. but I also wish that milestones in addiction recovery weren’t still so pinned to length of sobriety/abstinence

yeah yeah I’m 50 days sober who cares. how about the fact that, when I do drink, it tends to be nipped in the bud after two days nowadays instead of weeks or months? how about the fact that drinking has been condensed to a six pack because I’m at the end of my tether, instead of browning out every night? how about my friend who has decided to stop drinking alone, and is actually sticking to that? recovery doesn’t always look like sobriety and I wish it was more normal to talk about that. yknow. when addiction is normal to talk about at all

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Yknow the whole smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz bit?

Well my mans responded with “rough jazz is just ska tho, right?”

Best take I’ve seen in a while

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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays