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this blog is my diary and u r just living in it
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told my dad that 2 states have banned child marriage this year bringing the total up to 14 states where it is banned and he did not see this as the exciting news i did. the first state to ban it was in 2018 this is a rapid positive change happening in spite of our legislators staring down the barrel of fascism
(anyway call your state legislators about this if you're in a state where child brides are still legally fine and dandy. you might save your neighbor from an arranged marriage.)
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
#mental health#this is awsome#this is mostly a reference point for myself tbh but if it can help others that would be so swag
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"I asked chat gpt"
Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home#fuck ai#we hate ai#ai can eat rocks
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Im on a train and across from me is a gorgeous obviously lesbian woman. we’ve been making eye contact and laughing at the silly class of kids on the train w us, AND SHE JUST OFFERED ME ONE OF HER SNUS?!
Is she being friendly or is she hitting on me?!??
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becoming an adult cheat sheet!
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
how to jumpstart a car
sex ed masterpost
#this#i actually like this#this is good#we like this#adulting cheat sheet#i coulda used this a month ago fr#becoming an adult#master list#master post#masterlinks#master links#reference#ref
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WE LOVE YOU PEDRO
#we've been on that boycott since the black mold first soaked into jkr's brain but okay#thanks pedro#vote for pedro#pedro pascal#fuck jkr#fuck harry potter
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i keep thinking about how rfk said that autistic people "will never write a poem." i keep thinking about that, about if humanity is calculated on the back of old verse. how far we measure personhood is in baseball and stanza breaks.
i keep thinking - i have over 7k poems on here alone. language can be a special interest, after all. did you know the word autism comes almost direct from the greek word autos, meaning "self"? self-ism.
maybe he is right - i haven't really played baseball. i was a ballet dancer instead. and besides - my sister once accidentally hit me in the face with an aluminum bat. i'm not sure if the injury gives me half points. am i only a person in the dugout? hand in a mitt? swinging?
does softball count? does cricket? am i a person if i throw the ball to my dog. am i a person as long as the ball is in the air, or do i stop being a person as it rolls into the bushes. i took my girlfriend to fenway recently; was i a person in the sun, with my hands up, with the game laid out at my feet in a diamond. i felt like a person, but that was back in the summer, and i often feel my most person-like then.
am i more of a person because of the sheer number of things i've written? does quality matter, or is it quantity? i used to write entire books every summer in high school - i wasn't doing well. i felt the least like-a-person back then. but then - does any person feel human in high school?
in the library, ink on my skin, i feel personhood shutter at the edges of myself. actually, writing feels blissfully like not being myself. it feels birdlike; escaping into creation so my body dissolves and i survive only by muscle memory. i am not there, i am writing.
but who can deny the falconlike focus of warsan shire, the tenderness of mary oliver, the sheer skill of amanda gorman. those are poets. they are certainly human. you could line them up with the way their words have influenced us and measure their literary shadows like wings.
perhaps it was very assumptive of me to want to be a poet rather than "a [ label ] poet." i wanted the work to fill itself in, rather than be stained by what i am. i do not write in despite of my neurodivergence, i am just neurodivergent and writing.
does the poem have to be in english or can i send it through my palms into the coat of my dog. does the poem have to make sense. does the poem have to love you back.
if i break a glass, will the poem appear naturally? or is the act of breaking the glass human-enough. the shards of my life glittering out beneath me - do i have to write the poem, or is it self-evident in the pile of glass splinters? i cannot grasp this world the way other people can. regardless, i endeavor to touch - even the mess - very gently.
i broke my toenail against my coffee table recently. i released a bug outdoors. i made coffee. i walked my dog.
i didn't write a poem about any of these things.
something else, then. existing without humanity.
#is humanity outside my reach?#is personhood dependant on your definition of poetry?#i pray that my personhood may not be tainted by what your closed eyes may see#a worm#two ants#and a god
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happy birthday pinkie pie!!!!!!!!!!!!! :333333333
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baachari:
there is no beauty in abuse. don’t let anyone tell you that you are miraculous because you survived. you survived because you had no choice, and there is no poetry to be made from desperation. you are strong because that is who you are. abuse did not make that, you did.
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I’ve just moved into my apartment today, its.. quiet
#i dont like it#im not sure if it’s because im not used to it?#it just feels really weird#i dont know what to do with myself#omg stfu birb
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You so real for that puki
erm… you’re still on twitter??
Yeah I mostly use it nowadays to tell AI-bros and Nazis to kill themselves.
#we love pukicho#pukicho is god#worship the pukicho#hol up- this starting to sound religious and i dont like religion#NO THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU! THIS IS HOW CHRISTIANS HAPPEN#DONT LET THEM TAKE ME ALI—#anyways im religious now
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I just recently watched the movie and have fallen straight on my face for this brute.
Sadly as i’ve scoured the interweb, I’ve found few fics :(
I’ve come to fear that this fandom has died already. Might just have to brush up on the writing and break out of my block to fix something up myself.









Anders Lassen
#alan ritchson#anders lassen#ministry of ungentlemanly warfare#fanfic#i really want to write actually
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