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Technically true.

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saw a poll recently that was smth like ‘what bodily function would you choose to forego without any negative consequences (you can still do it, you just don’t Have to)’ and the options were like eating/hydrating/sleeping etc

and i thought about it for a long time and figured like… it would be very nice not to have to spend time on sleeping or money on eating… but with how severe my fear of drowning is (despite not being very relevant 99.5% of my lived time) i would probably go with not having to breathe lmao

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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please let me merge please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

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just realized u guys don't even know the full extent of the hungarian "banned items in schools" list omg. they also banned several weapons, which is like. normal. but they NAMED the banned weapons one by one which immediately makes it hilarious.

from this month, you are forbidden from bringing the following things to school: any blade longer than 8cm. shuriken. butterfly knife. crossbow. regular bow. lead loaded stick. nunchaku. slingshot. and fuckign. harpoon gun.

WHO was bringing harpoon guns to school so much we needed to ban it?? why would anyone bring a crossbow to school. so many fascinating implications here. picturing a 3rd grader turned away at the school gates walking home dejectedly with a harpoon gun and several shuriken. why. they didn't even ban flails and sledgehammers, that's such an oversight.

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I really want scara and kinich to meet bc the interaction would go something like this:

Scara: "So.. you have a dragon as a companion?" Side eyeing ajaw

Kinich: "So do you." He says pointing at Durin

I also can imagine that durin would want to be ajaw's friend but ajaw is a little piece of shit and always would run (fly) away from durin.

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You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

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squishes you :)

squashes you :)

please enjoy the rest of your scroll :>

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IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

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Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

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fanfiction.gov

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its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

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Sunflower from 7 deadly sins

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ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i

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Perhaps they ought not to have eaten the dragon. There had been people objecting to it at the time. Surely such meat was poisonous. Perhaps it was even an affront, an insult to some intangible order of nature they ought to honour.

But the city was starving, the siege had gone on too long, and the king's troops were still a week's march away. The scorched earth would be fertile again in time, but right now it was barren. Right now there were mouths to feed. So they changed their crossbows for butcher knives and got to work.

None of the royal commanders asked any questions that could not be answered. After all, their aid had come shamefully late. The dragon's horned skull made a noble gift, a fitting tribute from a triumphant city to its humbled king. Who would have thought to question them?

And none of the townsfolk spoke up, when the first golden-eyed babes were born. Children who grew up barefoot and fearless, clambering over the city's patched and rebuilt roofs like they had no notion of falling, with a strange glitter to their skin when the sunlight hit it just so. No one breathed a word about dragons.

Because soon enough there were deft, young hands taking loaves straight out of the oven, heedlessly lifting iron from the forge, plunging into boiling laundry water. And some of them more wondrous still, wild, warm-skinned youths, with inexplicable knowledge and peculiar remedies.

A blessing, their families said proudly. A blessing after so much hardship. Which it was, in its way. This city would never fear dragon fire again.

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No you see it doesn't leave ones body just because you cut them in half, the 2 new people will simply have their own leftism and rightism

Philosophers believe that monoism is not possible since the flux lines not forming closed loops cannot be imagined but there is a reason to believe monoism to be possible since that would explain why moral ideas are quantised and come in multiples of moral charge

the leftism leaving peoples bodies as soon as i bisect them hotdog style with my demon lord zweihander