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news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’
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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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a moth flies out of my wallet and I instantly kill it with my sword, awarding me the gold pieces necessary to make my purchase
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Chat is a great pet name for a poly group
as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment
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some kazuhas
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Friendly reminder that AO3 is fighting AI data scrapers on behalf of all fanfic writers!
According to the post below, AO3 issued a DMCA takedown after finding out that all works before March 2025 were scraped and uploaded as a dataset to potentially train AI. The ability to take legal action against scum like this is the direct result of people donating to AO3 so they can keep functioning and they don't pocket any of it because they are a non-profit organization.
So when you see the AO3 donation drives, please remember that this is what the money is going toward and support it when you can!
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i’m choosing to take this personally
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worst part of the human body is it can never just have one problem. ohh youre tired? well we might as well be nausous about it. legs hurt? you can take a headache buy one get one free. these are the worst deals of my life.
#so true#it sucks#and then the cure for one problem amplifies other problems#like why are you making me pick you want to cure or not#ig not
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I am begging people who still say “Manifest Destiny” for any reason to understand that it means, very literally and without exaggeration, “White Power”
#if i had a nickel#ig you should just never trust internet sland#slang you haven't seen the origin of#like we can atleast be sure stealing shoelaces isn't suprimacist call
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the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain
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"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp
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shoutout to the color red
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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This
#i do that with my irl friend#after reaching adulthood we both started sharing nsfw arts and it's only platonic between us but it's fun
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This seems to be what I've learned.
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