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the patient needs to be cartoonified to live

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Sometimes I bewilder myself. I was minding my own business and without noticing I had begun eating a bowl of seasoned croutons with cheap store brand Ginger Ale like it was cereal. It tastes like corn, terrifyingly enough.

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Like a lightbulb or to the store?

hey atheists

if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

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The fact 51 is divisible by 17 is deeply upsetting.

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A good video that accurately explains why stud is a term used for black lesbians only, not white, not poc, BLACK

I’m not even going to say please. Respect black identities and labels, they are ours for a reason.

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Holy shit.

DELETE THIS POST

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Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

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"You're no match for the power of friendship!"

"How does the power of friendship match up against a 120 mm round?"

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We've come so far we looped back to And It Don't Stop.

Happy Day 1 of DirkJake week.

Theme was cowboys / robots (I did purely robots because I have done… too many DirkJake cowboys as of late)

Extras under cut

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Sung to the tune of Old McDonald had a Farm.

Born to sleep all day and night

Forced to have a cough

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YES EVERY SINGLE JOB

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Now this is my kind of romance.

If I ever met a woman, I would give her a train ticket so she could visit Chicago

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In my personal opinion, it’s rather infuriating when straight girls refer to their female friends as their “girlfriends.”

Have you ever kissed them? No? Fine, not all couples kiss.

Have you ever been even mildly intimate? Do you share a romantic or strong platonic bond that breaks the normalized gender roles?

Have you ever cried into their chests after learning a beloved internet animal passed away??

I didn’t think so.

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POV: You're just a little hater.

Yes, I am a shameless b0ster rip-off.

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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Y'all remember "cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people, either", right?

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to die beneath the rubble of their homes.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be shot with expanding bullets that cause massive tissue damage leading to amputation.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to have their flesh burned away with white phosphorous.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their fishing boats blown up.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to see their husbands and fathers executed in front of them along evacuation routes.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve an anonymous phone call threatening to destroy their lives and families.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be detained for years without charges.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be tortured, starved, and sexually assaulted in prison.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be deprived of water.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their olive trees to be uprooted while they look on.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve sixteen years of blockade.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be prevented from traveling for lifesaving medical care.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve this genocide.