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Never too late for a new year's resolution! I've decided I'm going to put all my energy into being my best self. And that best self lives in the sludge beneath the bridge where the duckweed is.

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"Weehh i would rather it was cancelled!"

No you don't, you're just letting the frustration speak. If it was cancelled you'd be bawling your eyes out all the same and you'd be complaining all the same. Nobody would have wanted Good Omens to end with the final fifteen, that would have been horrible and not the finale the husbands deserve. Is 90 minutes not enough for you? Fine, fair, but at least they're getting an ACTUAL ENDING.

I know it's hard to accept but somebody on the crew cared about the finale so hard they fought Amazon tooth and nail to let us have it, because guys.. they were THIS close to dropping it all. AN HAIR CLOSE. Let's be grateful for it.

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thank you for tagging me! haven’t been online in quite a while. i do think my vibe is off

LETS GET READYYY TOOOO RRRRRRUMMMMMMBLE

Tag your friends, followers, family, pets.. idk No pressure!! 💋

@manjibunny @nanamikentoseyebags @chronic-claire-universe @softshuji @deskaisers @scaramood @hoeshi4444 @kenuis @k1sakis @ranscutedoll @satocidal @moonartemisia @ask-the-insect-hashira @strawberrystepmom AND EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO

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this little guy is all snuggled up for the sewers.

and this little guy is just a mothman❤️

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

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this is the only response to anything

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

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I had a dream that I was at a zoo in Australia but every time you went into one of their public restrooms there was a staff member who trapped you in there until you could solve a logic puzzle that took 10-20 minutes and when I complained they said it was a covid safety measure

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my first time back on tumblr in two weeks has officially been filled with joy and peace. i needed these little guys

fungi friday!! some amanitas and some meoss :> and some new stickers on the shop

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i got extreme whiplash from this post. it went from big booming voice in my head to that

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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the hozier concert in sf was truly a gift. my blood, sweat and plenty of (good and happy) tears were shed today. even with ticket complications, hozier’s performance was like a “wall of sound.” he was so kind to his band, crew and audience after several medical mishaps. it was an unreal (unearth) experience and i’m so blessed to have gone to this concert. i will never forget it <3

sending lots of love to those on the floor who had medical emergencies, the group next to us singing and dancing, and the couple who moved to let me and my friend see

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almost time! i’m ecstatic. while only finishing one drawing, i will do the painting soon. i’ll enjoy the show for now

i am going to a hozier concert this friday. while listening to unreal, unearth again, i am blasted with creativity i may or may not have time for. i will be updating if i do end up making my two paintings and singular drawing

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i finished the drawing. my paintings still needs an update. perhaps i’ll post an old painting, who knows?

i am going to a hozier concert this friday. while listening to unreal, unearth again, i am blasted with creativity i may or may not have time for. i will be updating if i do end up making my two paintings and singular drawing

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my hozier drawing is complete! unfortunately school and life got in the way of finishing it on monday but i’m relatively happy with the results. concert is tomorrow night and i’m so excited. have a good day <3

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i am going to a hozier concert this friday. while listening to unreal, unearth again, i am blasted with creativity i may or may not have time for. i will be updating if i do end up making my two paintings and singular drawing

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so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

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my dear friend of mine wanted to move to iceland in the future. i might go with her after this

Midnight in Faskrudsfjordur, Iceland by Jónína Guðrún Óskarsdóttir