blondiexe

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hell yea

coelacanth cowboy

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Low-key terrified to live in this country rn. I don't think I'll be able to handle living in a dystopia novel like the one the GOP's trying to write, if this shit gets passed.

Some of yall needed to hear this

Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram

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Hello beautiful people

I have the unfortunate experience of living with old people who barely understand that the world is changing, and who refuse to change with it.

That being said, I'll tell all of you about a a little dilemma of mine.

(Potentially upsetting post to follow.)

I'm a college student, going into a new semester. My school has the option to allow yourself to room with someone that's of a gender that's not your own (in my case, a cisgender woman), mainly trans people and those under the non-binary umbrella. I said yes to this, as I myself am a member of the alphabet mafia, as they put it.

Now, my mother, a lovely woman in most other aspects, gave me some advice when I told her about this option:

"Be careful if there's a trans woman in your room, you know what those men do in those bathrooms."

Of course, that's paraphrased, and she's referencing those men pretending (very badly) to be trans in order to do no-no things in women's bathrooms.

Now, I know this is stupid, and incredibly transphobic, but she and my dad heavily disagree.

So, I ask my great trans brothers, sisters, people of unspecified gender, and fellow lovelies under the rainbow:

This is to show my parents that they're insane, so can anyone voting yes specify their answers in the comments and/or reblogs, ty

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My omi always approved of punching nazis 👍

Remember kids, Nazis don't deserve their kneecaps.

Also if any of these are incorrect pls lemme know

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Ao3 hate bot is going around leaving nasty messages. If you get a comment like this mark it as spam. According to comments it seems to be going to most recent not fandom specific.

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Stay safe, guys.

Hey be sure to go to your blog settings, head down to visibility and turn on this little button that prevents Tumblr from stealing your posts and using it to train AI learning models. Good job, fuckheads, great update.

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My A really do be Dn' today lads.

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So I've noticed that a lot of (supposed) bots have started following me so I feel I gotta say something

To all my human followers, what the hell is happening? Why am I attracting them? Why am I a bot magnet?

To all my (supposed) bot followers,

uhhh, hi? Welcome?

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After playing DnD 5e for years, ive started looking at Pathfinder and it's like looking into another dimension lmao

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dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont

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The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

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here's some advice for people new to tumblr i haven't seen around our parts yet... a very, very common current scam on this site to get some money out of folks is as follows:

You receive a message like the below, asking for a signal boost for a donation post pinned on their page; this is almost always for a pet.

You check their page and it all looks legit. They have an icon/pfp, a bunch of reblogs rather than an empty blog, the pinned post has candid cat/dog/etc photos that look convincing, and there's a link to a normal looking gofundme in a lot of cases, with similarly realistic photos. They didn't even ask you to publish the ask specifically, they just want you to consider reblogging.

…but if you scroll down far enough, it turns out there's only like a week worth of random reblogs, no real other posts and no interaction with anyone else on the site. Which isn't in and of itself an issue- everyone joins Tumblr at SOME point- but maybe a red flag?

Inevitably, when you reverse image search the pet photos, they were nabbed off instagram or facebook or twitter or something. It's a scam.

I was getting 2-3 of these a week at one point, and all of them were convincing, probably because I doubt any of them were bots. this is a really common scam but not nearly as easily spotted as obviously automated phishing attempts; don't publish or donate to these. they're hoping your sense of sympathy, generosity and even guilt will override your suspicion at a rando asking you for money. delete 'em.

i just bring this up because i'm seeing a couple people in tf fandom getting these asks and going 'hey, signal boost!!!'' and while it's a very kind impulse... yeah, it's overwhelmingly scams, folks. sorry.

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So we've gotten 10+ sessions into the game and we've done the following stupid things (that may or may not have been caused by me):

-attacking an animated suit of armor, getting killed by said suit of armor, only for our DM to be like "haha it was just an illusion lol" because it was the player's first session; he had us meet the same character in a bathroom inside the house we were in

-lit an (empty!) baby carriage/crib on fire (same player as the first one, our cleric)

-got trapped inside a flesh reflavoring of a shambling mound for the entirety of combat, killing it from the inside (this one's me)

-discovered that one of the party members is haunted by the ghost of a woman he killed who spends her time roasting him constantly

-made an old woman sniff child bone powder after a party member compared it to coke in game and in character

-got attacked by an ungodly amount of wolves multiple times

-threatened town guards with framing them for tax fraud (me again lol)

-nearly bullied a man to insanity because a card reading told us to

-a grown man sneaks into a tea party held by noble ladies (cleric again)

-got invited to a cult meeting disguised as a book club that required disguises, used an ornate eyepatch (me again)

-local cleric can excuse cultists making useless sacrifices, but not potentially inflating the economy

-local cleric gets punched by the Devil himself

-cutting off a man's arm and then putting him to sleep while shouting "die!" to prevent him from getting killed which might happen regardless (me and cleric)

-met potential gf and romantically threw axes at each other to test each other's hostility (also me)

-a guy dares to question my blood-filled water skin (my character's a human)

-used a dictionary during battle with another animated suit of armor that requires a pass code in hopes of finding the pass code (cleric)

-having to impersonate previously mentioned in-game in-character crush

-chucking a sentient dismembered, suicidal head, a chair, and a small chest at werewolves

-a player falling through two floors of a building only for the rest of us to come to the floor he landed on via elevator

And that's only the first part of this campaign!!!

So my DND group’s gonna start playing Curse of Strahd soon, and my DM made the mistake of allowing me to play a Barovian due to my knowledge of the module.  My friends think I’m gonna be like a guide, but little do they know that helping and playing a character a certain way are two different things >:>

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Sorry for the veeeerrry long hiatus but I, one of the palest people on the planet, skin-matched with the Twilight vampires, have found the only foundation/concealer that matches my skin without turning orange. The only item on my bucket list has been completed I feel so accomplished oml

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So my DND group’s gonna start playing Curse of Strahd soon, and my DM made the mistake of allowing me to play a Barovian due to my knowledge of the module.  My friends think I’m gonna be like a guide, but little do they know that helping and playing a character a certain way are two different things >:>

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I'll never forget when my chemistry teacher almost lit the ceiling on fire and called lead (Pb) peanut