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The biggest mic drop moment. 100% speechless

Poseidon, (absolutely horrified after getting tortured): You monster! How will you sleep at night after everything you've done!?

Odysseus, (man-made monster): Next to my wife.

HOLY SHIT I LOVE EPIC SM

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No one has… there is no recovering

I still haven't recovered from the Ithaca Saga

😭😭❤️❤️

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Jefferson: I have a bad feeling about this.

Hamilton: What do you mean?

Jefferson: Don't you ever get that voice in your head that just tells you if something's gonna get you in trouble?

Hamilton: ..no?

Jefferson: That actually explains so much.

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"YOU'LL BE BACK" Gravity Falls Animatic!

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incorrect greg + nick quotes #9

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Jack: I'll have a cup of coffee, please.

Barista: What flavor?

Jack: Coffee flavor.

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Nick: Man, it's beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature!

Greg, out of breath: MOTHER NATURE'S A WHORE!

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Nick: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.

Grissom: Really?

Nick: Yes.

Grissom: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?

Nick: A call girl.

Grissom: Accidentally?

Nick: Yes.

Grissom: I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?

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yo I couldn't help myself I love his energy so much

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Y’all, he’s John Wick but with a cat. Casual new fav

Just so yall know…

This is a Yusuf Dikec Stan account now.

He’s even a cat person

And him being a cat person and having *that* shooting stance are the only two things I know about him

I love him

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He’s a hit man. Change my mind

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Jack: Is there any particular reason the bathtub is on fire?

Mac, excited: S C I E N C E

Jack: Fair enough.

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Mac: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me up in bubble warp and hide me in a cave.

Jack: Believe me, I’ve thought about it.

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Riley: [walks into the living room to find the couch flipped and Mac lying on the floor]

Riley: Mac are you okay? What’s going on??

Mac opening an eye and whispering: We’re in a nerf war. I’m dead. Take my gun and defend yourself

[sock flies into the room]

Bozer: GRENADE!

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Matty: What state is everyone in?

Bozer: Depression.

Riley: Denial.

Mac: Constant anxiety.

Jack: Uh... Texas?

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Jack, kidnapped and strapped to a metal table: Do you know… the muffin man?

Mac, also kidnapped: Jack I swear-

Kidnapper: The muffin man?? What the-

Jack: YES! THE MUFFIN MAN!

Kidnapper: The.. one who lives on drury- wait is this a Shrek reference?

Jack: FINALLY! You owe me five bucks Mac. I told you a bad guy would get it one day!