#incorrect csi quotes

[fascinating-nightmares]

Warrick: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Nick: Aren't you forgetting something?

Warrick: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Nick's forehead before running out.*

Nick: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

[coping-via-clint-eastwood]

my gif/meme privileges should be taken away from me, forever

Liking without reblogging = instant block

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Iceman:...You tryin' to be funny? Maverick: That depends, you got a sense of humour? Iceman: That depends, you funny?

[red-pandaaa]

Remus: [says something] Sirius: actually, you're wrong on that Remus: I'm sorry? Sirius: oh, don't be sorry. just be wrong

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Dex, shaking his head: There’s a sucker born every minute

Tiggs: Yeah, and they all come to fuckin' Coruscant

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: And Bellatrix, thanks for the cooperation

Bellatrix: For the record, I didn't cooperate

[the-port-mafia]

Kunikida: It’s interesting to me how you always expect the worst

Atsushi: You see, that way I’m never disappointed. And sometimes I’m nicely surprised

[incorrect-uncharted]

Charlie: Did you know pigs are very intelligent animals? Right behind chimps, dolphins, and elephants?

Nate: Ahead of dogs?

Charlie: And certain politicians.

[another-fckn-incorrect-svt-blog]

Interviewer: Do you believe that intelligent life exists on other planets?

Jihoon: *looking at the rest of SVT* I'm not even sure there's intelligent life on this planet.

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Sabre, after Gerald was brought up: Did you know that pigs are very intelligent animals? Right behind chimps, dolphins, and elephants.

Dark Steve: Ahead of dogs?

Sabre: And certain Steve leaders.

[flysafepapi]

Diego, trying to do his crime fighting thing: So what do you get when a six foot tall man lays down with a three foot long rifle?

Klaus: Hot flashes.. but that's just me.

[fascinating-nightmares]

Nick: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Warrick a little bit. Jim, holding Nick's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Nick: No, that's our joint tombstone. Jim: My mistake.

[coping-via-clint-eastwood]

Warrick: Like I said, we need more help.

Grissom: Maybe I should call my friends.

Nick: Your what?

Grissom: My friends.

Brass: Is he saying friends?

Greg: I think he's being sarcastic.

Catherine: No, no, no. This is delirium. He's cracked from being awake all day.

Sara: Hey, Gil, all of your friends are in this room.

Grissom: I have other friends. You asked me to make new friends. It was a task. I complete tasks.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(investigating a crime that happened at a college party) Clark (as Superman): Witnesses? Sober ones anyway? Bruce (as Batman): Nah. I waited for you to get here before I started asking around - looking forward to that by the way. I swear to you, if one of them calls me "bro"...

[avatarquake]

Jo: *says something flirty to Mac* Mac: *accepts it with a combination of mild confusion, embarrassement and dignity* Mac: *stops* Mac: *wait…did she…?* *turns to Jo* Mac: "Are you flirting with me?" Jo: *eyebrow raised* Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing."

[gotham-emergency]

Gotham emergency incorrect quotes

Tim:"what are you talking about I'm perfectly healthy"

Dick:"last week you took a nap on the autopsy table, you're so pale they mistook you for one of the bodies"

Tim:"they realised I was alive before anything happened"

Dick:"only because someone said coffee and you jumped up, you freaked out all the trainees, it took ten hours to convince that one guy to come out of the supply closet"