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Spoiler? John Epler, my dude, you wrote a whole ass story about how they've been going for a little swim in Ghilan'nain's mutation pools. You've even told us the exact number of monster factories we're presumably gonna have to find in Veilguard. The end of that story reads like a to do list. (Not complaining, can't wait to get all up in that briney apocalypse.)

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OG Title: I Must Tame My Villain Fiancé, the Golden Guard of the North, for the Sake of a Flowery Path~!!

I've been obsessed with manhwas about contract engagements and villain love interests and dukes of the north, and saw there was a Huntlow duke AU fanfic, so I wanted to put my own spin on the trope. This is what I originally drew for my application to @huntlowfanzine last summer and did not fully render it until now haha

inspired by Bride of the Monster Duke fanfic by @kammieceleek and @blundrstorm, and @marionette-j2x's accompanying art!

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Announcing the Dragon Age Flower Zine, designed to celebrate the world of Thedas through flowers and floriography. Come join us!

This unofficial project will tentatively feature ~30 artists and 10-12 writers, featuring characters and lore from all three games and canon media.

The interest check is open from Sept 15 2023 until Sept 30 2023.

Interest Check: [link]

Zine Guidelines: [link]

Twitter: [link]

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Character Headcanon: Poor Master Dennet

You know, I always feel a little sorry for Master Dennet. The Inquisitor is like, hey, I need a horse expert! Here is a horse expert! And he comes along to be your horse expert.

And for a while all is well. He brings his own fine horses, and the Inquisitor adds to the stable as she finds new breeding stock—often excellent. Where she got the charger from, he doesn’t know, and he feels too honored by having it in his care to ask.

And then the Inquisitor starts coming back with like… deer. And Dennet scratches his head, because he knows horses, and just because it has four hooves and you can put a saddle on it doesn’t make it a horse. Hell, the food and space and exercise requirements for a cob and a draft horse aren’t the same—a goddamn deer is presumably completely different. But he goes around Skyhold rounding up Dalish elves until he finds one who knew something about halla, on the principle that that’s probably the closest thing, and they work it out. (He’s always respected the way Dalish treat their halla, so it’s not that big of a leap. And even though Dalish—the Charger—doesn’t know anything much about how to raise halla, he looks the other way when she wants to spend half a day in the deer’s box stall being all affectionate at it. Can’t hurt.)

But deer of various kinds are at least still… well… grass-eating hoofed animals. Things don’t begin to really go sideways until they bring back the first dracolisk.

It’s a lizard. It’s a giant meat-eating lizard. Dennet is a master of horse, and he will stretch that to deer in a pinch, but asking him to figure out the care and feeding of big spiky lizard things is a bit much. It is—he tries to explain, first to Cullen and then to Josephine and finally to the Inquisitor herself—as if someone had decided that because you knew how to knead bread, you were obviously a master pugilist, because both things involved punching things. For his trouble he got a friendly clap on the shoulder and a “Just do your best! We can free up some funds to hire you more help!” (help from where? was he to hang up fliers somewhere for dracolisk handlers? where exactly was one supposed to go for that?).

(We will not even discuss the zombie horse with a sword through its head. We will not. The zombie horse got a stall to itself and was studiously ignored, on the principle that it was dead, and not much Dennet did could either help or hurt it.)

Dennet knew that he was in over his head and then some when the Inquisitor showed up with a charming grin and a giant fucking nug, and all he thought was, “Better see if any dwarves know what to feed it.” (Dagna does, but he’s a little afraid because she keeps having these ideas for ‘experimental feed,’ and….)

At least his life is never boring.

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When Luz Noceda gets partnered up with Gus Porter for a history project of monumental proportions, neither of them has any idea what they're about to stumble into.

Ever a whirlwind of chaos Luz Noceda sweeps up her friends and family into something much bigger than a simple history project. And it all starts with a rumored monster in the woods and a secret long buried under Gallows Hill.

A collaboration project with @blundrstorm and @staryillustrations

(Star's blog would be linked but for some reason Tumblr can't find it, she's here tho!)

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Ty @sscrambledmeggss for the tag!!!

Picrew can be made here

@thenkuzhal @dead-gay-wizards-from-the-70s @sapphic-squid @homosandhomies @starpunchsoup and anyone else who wants to do it!!

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Happy valentines day :)

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Well, considering that Genevieve is based on me IRL, I'm just gonna be General Storm for a while, Lorekeeper of Monster Duke! 🫡🫡🫡

Okay, I was listening to The Bride of the Monster Duke with a Text-to-Speech app (because sometimes listening is more relaxing/convenient).

Anyway, the TTS promoted Genevieve to General, because it knows "Gen" as an abbreviation.

Well congrats on the new job, Gen.

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Greetings to all Love Between Fairy and Devil / Cang Lan Jue Fans!

Are you still consumed by this show months after it's ended? Do you want to see a zine FULL of content about it (and maybe even be a part of said zine)? Then look no further!

镜花水月 (jìnghuā shuǐyuè) | Intangible

is an upcoming LBFAD/CLJ For-Charity Fanzine, brought to you by Calamity and Storm!

Stay tuned for our Interest Check, opening on March 1st, 2023!

Be sure to follow us here on our Tumblr and Twitter! Here is our Carrd!

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

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"In the light of his cousin Luz's engagement, Hunter has a momentary lapse of judgement and lies to his mother about having a girlfriend.

His longtime crush, Willow, graciously agrees to play the role of Hunter's "girlfriend".

Now Hunter and Willow have to navigate extended family Christmas celebrations with the Clawthorne-Whispers clan and everything that entails: pushy and judgmental relatives, jealous siblings, Hooty the dog, and keeping their fake relationship from being exposed by nosy (and genre-savvy) cousins.

It'll take a miracle to get through the week."

The Huntlow fake dating AU being relinked in honor of the holidays! A collaboration with @blunder-storm

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A guide

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Raine Whispers Amigurumi V2

So! If you all saw my amigurumi master post a while back, you’d know that back at the end of June, I made a Raine Whispers doll for Avi Roque. I sent it off to them and waited patiently for them to let me know that they got it. Then, one unassuming Sunday in September, I got a notification from TikTok saying “YOU’VE BEEN TAGGED IN A VIDEO!”  I wasn’t expecting it to be a Fanmail Friday Feature from Avi! (They DID ask me if I wanted them to make one, so I knew it was coming eventually, it just caught me off guard).

HERE IT IS!!!

Anyway, I was absolutely touched and honored by their video, and I still watch it on occasion when I'm feeling down. 2022 has been a rough year, to say the least, but I got to make something really cool for one of the coolest people on the planet.

Here is a collage of the progress pics for the doll!

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My bean @civiart and I are part of that seemingly very rare part of the population that needs romantic/attraction stuff in fiction to make compelling stuff

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Any talent scouts taking new clients? I'd like to submit Rollie's resume. #roommatesdog #rolliethedog #littlemodel #posesforpictures https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0bcA4JHpD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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pumpkin duty