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Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la. Not dead, just marching far away.

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Im sorry, Goldilocks and the 3 What?

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StarWars: hey we should kill off some characters to make a better, more realistic story

also StarWars: okay we had enough of that bring 'em all back

*cough* vEntReSs *cough* shOuld be DeaD by nOw *cough* Quinlan come get your girl *cough*

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okay first of all TEASER TRAILER DROPPED? And I was FIVE DAYS LATE LIKE HELLO?? Anyway

My Tech Lives mentality is looking very promising?? 👀👀

I mean it's the pouches on the sides, the slumped shoulders, the head tilts, the skinny legs- please god let that be our boy Tech 🙏

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What makes me even sadder about Fives is knowing how much he would have loved Omega

Like the Domino twins would have been such great older brothers together

can you imagine the absolute chaos Omega and Fives who get into omg Echo would grow his hair back just so all of it could be gray.

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Carry on

part 1 | 2 | 3

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Tech is Gandalf. Knows far more random stuff about the world they live in than the rest of their group, is done with everyone's bullshit but causes just as much bs of their own. Assumed dead from falling but is GONNA COME BACK EVEN MORE BADASS (HES NOT DEAD FIGHT ME)

also remember the episodes in the clone wars? He freaking called the eagles

crosshair: snarky Legolas

wrecker: explosive gimli

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WHAT IF ANAKIN NEVER REMOVED REX FROM THE SYSTEM AFTER ORDER 66

Like, Anakin might not know that Rex defected. He promoted Appo but technically Appo’s still second in command of the 501st, under Rex (Rex is still listed as a Captain because Anakin is really really fucking awful at paperwork). And then when Rex doesn’t show up, the obvious conclusion is that he’s dead, but Anakin still doesn’t let him get listed as MIA or KIA because that’s HIS CAPTAIN, dammit, and he’s lost Ahsoka, Padme, Obi-Wan, and literally everything else he ever cared about, he doesn’t want to face having lost Rex, too. And he works better with Rex than with anyone else (mostly because Rex has become accustomed to his bullshit and is Very Good at taking Anakin’s spectacularly stupid nonsense and Making It Work), and really he can’t picture leading the 501st with anyone OTHER than Rex at his side.

And then Rex keeps not coming back. But Vader still doesn’t remove him from the system. For years and years. And eventually everyone stops mentioning it to him because they tend to get force-murdered if they do. 

So long story short, Rebels-era Rex is technically the commanding officer of Vader’s Fist, and the system still recognizes his codes and lets him in, and technically if he walked up to any stormtrooper while wearing his old helmet, the networks would recognize him and tell the stormtrooper that’s your CO. So if Rex realized this, he could just waltz in and take control of the most feared stormtrooper legion in the galaxy and as long as Vader wasn’t around, no one would stop him (they’d all be very confused, but they wouldn’t stop him). And maybe vader walks up at this point like “what the hell is going on here” and sees Rex and is just like “REX there you are where the FUCK have you been?” and Rex is like “uuuhhhh i had engine trouble on the way back from Mandalore” and it’s been 20 years but Vader knows how shitty Rex is at piloting and really anything involving flying and ships so he’s like “sounds legit”

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Auditory processing disorder is watching a minute and a half of a video and waiting for your brain to start making sense of words before you realize it's in another language

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She's telling Tech what's on the screen because he can't see

Escape plan. doing this really quick because.. canon? what? ( fit toothpick thanks to Tech that always carried those even if Crosshair wasn't with them. )

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Tech is alive because he will help save Crosshair and Omega. He had a Parachute, they took him and he is now with Omega and Cross. ESCAPE PLAN.

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"We have not always agreed with Crosshair, but he is still our brother. We do not leave our own behind."

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CAN I GET AN AMEN

Time to go for the golden star wars rule:

If we dont see a corpse, they aint dead

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BAD BATCH FINALE SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

My reasoning as to why I think he's still alive.

I've seen people mention this and I 100% agree, this is what I was thinking when I saw it, that the parallels with Echo's "death" in tcw are VERY apparent.

Echo sacrificed himself to try and save the rest of them, the team had to leave immediately after so they didn't have time to check for a body, and of course they never showed a body and by StarWars logic that means there is at least a 60% chance of survival.

Not to mention I think it's weird that Hemlock would go out of his way to find his body. He sees clones as nothing, pieces of property he can test shit on. The Techno Union saved Echo so they could experiment and use him to their benefit. I have ZERO doubt Hemlock wouldn't do the exact same thing with Tech if it was possible to save him. It's a freaking science division, it's not like they don't have the technology. Why else would Hemlock have had Tech's body found?

This would also be a beautiful transition into a look at Echo's trauma he's still harboring from Skako Minor. We saw he still has it from season one of Bad Batch, if he were to find out someone did the same thing to one of his brothers, not only would he be pissed, he would also be forced to confront his own past, which is something I've been dying to see since the first episode dropped.

Not to mention they only JUST established the Tech/ Phee thing. (Phech?) and I'm honestly not a huge fan of the ship myself, but if it means they keep Tech around I'll accept it 100% no questions asked.

what I'm saying is this is StarWars, nothing is realistic, and I will be in denial forever.

Thank you for coming to my Tech Talk

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this is kinda funny until you remember that Tech flies exactly the same

Then it becomes really funny

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!Tbb S2 E14 spoilers!

Omega: "Havoc four, this is Havoc five, do you copy?"

Echo: "Affirmative Havoc five!"

never really noticed this before but Echo wouldn't have been Havoc four before Crosshair left. And I get why they changed it but oUch now I just want Cross to come back even more

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Bo: What if I told you I saw a real Mythosaur?

The Armourer: ... you'll see many things when you choose to walk the way

The Armourer internally: Get your insane ass away from me

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"Oh thank god you're back I lost control of the kids ages ago"