bogslob
bogslob
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bogslob · 8 days ago
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My brother at a ripe 21 years of age will not load his own washing in to the washing machine because and i quote “you will just be annoying about it” like im sorry i dont want to touch your dirty underwear but it looks like no laundry is being done for the foreseeable future because your manchild brain could not comprehend moving your clothes from the floor next to the washer to the washer itself.
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bogslob · 2 months ago
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Why did nobody tell me they steal your provisional at the end of your driving test i did not consent to this theifery
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bogslob · 2 months ago
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My sweat is sweating
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bogslob · 3 months ago
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What is a haiku bot?
Haiku bot is a bot that recognises your hidden poetry
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bogslob · 3 months ago
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One of the greatest tragedies of growing up is realising that people that were once going to be your bridesmaids have now drifted far enough that it would be weird to invite them to your wedding
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bogslob · 3 months ago
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Hey just wondering if i could get some marauders fic recs please. Can be main stream or little known. Im not a big skittles fan but am down to try anything
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bogslob · 4 months ago
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Sweden were robbed
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bogslob · 4 months ago
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Im sorry but that public vote is rigged who the fuck is voting for israel
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bogslob · 4 months ago
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Oh my god, this is so cool i am dying. I also love these maps
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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bogslob · 4 months ago
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Update tis nowhere to be found
Cant find my passport ahhhhhhh send helpppppo im gonna cryyyyyyyyy
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bogslob · 4 months ago
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Cant find my passport ahhhhhhh send helpppppo im gonna cryyyyyyyyy
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bogslob · 4 months ago
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Was lying in bed felt something next to my arm, went ooh chocolatte, bit in to it…
It was my headphone.
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bogslob · 5 months ago
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Tumblr has ruined me. Like what do you mean dracula isnt a romance
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bogslob · 5 months ago
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One thing i love about the hunger games is that they’re all secretly musicals
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bogslob · 5 months ago
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Nothing can convince me that the sonic the hedgehog movie is not a Frankenstein fan fiction
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bogslob · 5 months ago
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Sometimes i think of something so utterly poetic then my brain moves on and forgets but i am forever wondering what it was i forgot
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bogslob · 5 months ago
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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