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My brother at a ripe 21 years of age will not load his own washing in to the washing machine because and i quote “you will just be annoying about it” like im sorry i dont want to touch your dirty underwear but it looks like no laundry is being done for the foreseeable future because your manchild brain could not comprehend moving your clothes from the floor next to the washer to the washer itself.
#wish i could say theyd stay there forever but honestly my mother will probably wash them before the day is over#genuinely do not understand why this was too much to ask of him#i didnt even ask him to set off the machine#and i was planning to hang them up with mine#but apparently one 30 second task was too much#it pisses me off so much because he really believes he and i do equal amount of chores and stuff#but like even the fact he calls them chores as an adult gives me the ick#like you are grown you are not doing this because your parents said you couldnt play till you did#like laundry isnt even a long task you just set it off quick then hang it out later#its not a chore its just something thats got to be done#this dude is living rent free and still believes he should have a built in laundry service#manchild
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Why did nobody tell me they steal your provisional at the end of your driving test i did not consent to this theifery
#that dudes been with me everywhere i go for years#and now hes just gone#worst part is i didnt notice till i got home#he handed me a stack of paper and I assumed my provisional was in there#it was not#:(#provisional liscence#driving#driving test
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My sweat is sweating
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What is a haiku bot?
Haiku bot is a bot that recognises your hidden poetry
#first row is five syllables#the next is seven#then the next is five#if your post has the correct number of syllables for a full haiku but is not structured that way#haiku bot will structure it as a haiku for you#haiku bot#official friend of the haiku bot
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One of the greatest tragedies of growing up is realising that people that were once going to be your bridesmaids have now drifted far enough that it would be weird to invite them to your wedding
#im not getting married#but my best friend from when i was five is#and im not invited#and i cant blame her coz i havent talked to her in years#but once upon a time i was there#on the playground holding a bouquet of leaves#as she hugged a boy who i cant remember#and it wasnt real#but im glad i got to go to her wedding#even if it was fake#we may not speek anymore#but shes a part of who i am today
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Hey just wondering if i could get some marauders fic recs please. Can be main stream or little known. Im not a big skittles fan but am down to try anything
#marauders#harry potter#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#moony#wormtail#padfoot#prongs#remus#sirius#peter#james#wolfstar#jily#jegulus
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Sweden were robbed
#they were litterally so good#i thought for sure they would win#keep seing people saying uk were hard done by but we already know every one hates us#we are proud enough of our girls to make up for it#thought every one liked the sweeds though#eurovision#eurovison song contest#sweeden#sauna
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Im sorry but that public vote is rigged who the fuck is voting for israel
#and if you are shame on you#i know we were all praying for austria at the end#eurovision#eurovison song contest
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Oh my god, this is so cool i am dying. I also love these maps
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Update tis nowhere to be found
Cant find my passport ahhhhhhh send helpppppo im gonna cryyyyyyyyy
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Cant find my passport ahhhhhhh send helpppppo im gonna cryyyyyyyyy
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Was lying in bed felt something next to my arm, went ooh chocolatte, bit in to it…
It was my headphone.
#you can tell its easter#and ive been eating eggs in bed#easter#easter sunday#chocolate#chocolate eggs
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Tumblr has ruined me. Like what do you mean dracula isnt a romance
#its litterally just a text fic#where theyre all just bitching about how to get rid of this guy#dracula#bram stoker#jonathan x dracula
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One thing i love about the hunger games is that they’re all secretly musicals
#suzanne collins loves to hide a couple of songs in there#its like a little treat#shes like have a little tune with your child murder book#and i am not mad about it#then she gave us ballad of songbirds and snakes#and everyone acted surprised that it was so musical#as though she has not done this litterally every book#just to a lesser extent#the hunger games#thg#hunger games#suzanne collins#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games sunrise on the reaping
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Nothing can convince me that the sonic the hedgehog movie is not a Frankenstein fan fiction
#its litterally just what if the DeLaceys had taken him in#i swear they are so similar#they were like if we make him cute this story eould be so different#it fits#the monster was just a silly dude#he would have loved the sonic adventures#mary shelley#frankenstiensmonster#frankenstein#mary shelly's frankenstein#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie
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Sometimes i think of something so utterly poetic then my brain moves on and forgets but i am forever wondering what it was i forgot
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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