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Not my boyfriend getting mad at me because I started crying when he fat shamed me<3:):):):

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i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

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i just want to be called cute and beautiful like 23/7 

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Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

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ill send a dan and phil quote to everyone who reblogs this

I’m ready

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I thought it was shrek too dude

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In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view”

that spoke to me

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I’M DYING

WTF WAS THAT NOISE.

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BEST THING EVER

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I love this so much

I literally cant fucking breathe 

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ascending_shark.mp4

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Me when i try to talk to my crush

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

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Why do i enjoy this so much

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN