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I also think Izzy should be

bred like a dog

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I just think Ed Teach should be

Pregnant

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the joy of stizzy is watching izzy go from 'ah! daddy, daddy yes, harder - ' to 'fuck off, bonnet :eye roll:' after a generous minute of afterglow-induced snuggling

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softe (but still fucked up) edizzy thoughts

Ed has nightmares about becoming a monster. Izzy can always hear him crying through the wall between their rooms so he just goes and lets himself in and talks quietly to Ed until he falls asleep again, whispering that it's okay, it's all okay. Izzy doesn't care if he becomes the worst monster this world has ever known. He'll follow him all the same, until the very end.

Izzy always flees before dawn, presuming that Ed's still sleeping and doesn't really know he's there/thinks he's talking to someone else - but he's wrong. One morning, Ed asks why he says stuff like that and strokes his hair and is so fucking nice to him when he thinks Ed's unconscious. Izzy panics because he's a ridiculous little man (affectionate) and blurts out that he's only doing it to protect Ed's reputation, because if anyone else on the Queen Anne's crew heard such 'weakness', there might be a mutiny.

Ed is silly enough (also affectionate) to believe him.

Even during the Kraken era, though he probably shouldn't out of self-preservation, Izzy still goes and just sleeps beside the bed in case Ed wakes up in a panic and needs someone to hold his hand. Even if it means Izzy loses a few fingers...

Then, at some point post-S2, Ed is facing off against an enemy twice his size. The enemy's got Izzy boxed in, so Ed steps in to distract him. The only problem is, there's no way for Ed to take this huge guy down non-lethally. He's getting a tiny bit panicked and desperate and trying to come up with a fuckery to get him out of this without violence then -

Then a sword sprouts from his enemy's chest, from behind

Izzy, his bloody right hand, kicks the guy to the floor and nods at Ed. No words are exchanged because none need to be

Ed comes up to Izzy after and helping him wash the blood off. That night, he crawls into bed beside Izzy rather than waiting for him to come to him, and falls asleep immediately in his arms. Because now, his nightmares aren't about becoming a monster and being unloved - he did that, and he's loved anyway. His nightmares are about losing Izzy.

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friends, are we Safely and Decently shipping Stizzy in this chillis tonight

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it's CUCK ED TEACH WEEK

happy cuck ed teach week!

he comes back from his fishing trip expecting:

a) Stede to leap into his arms

b) Izzy to still be pathetically obsessed with him.....

Only to find stede with izzy on his lap, both of them making out furiously, utterly engrossed with each other

cue Ed being like

(but hornier)

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the current disk horse, summarised

me and a bunch of other disableds with gastrointestinal disorders/incontinence: this fandom really shouldn't make a huge running joke about how this one character crapped himself and puked that one time. Acting like that is okay to mock as a society, actually has negative affects on our everyday life. It doesn't matter if the character is actually disabled in that particular way or not. You're still making fun of symptoms that affect a lot of us day-to-day and acting like they're shameful, and that kinda.... sucks? And is ableist?

a bunch of random people literally coming into the inboxes to protest: but have you considered I enjoy laughing at these jokes

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anywayyyyy some of you are really struggling with the simple concept of 'Like any -ism, ableism is not always Huge And Blatant And In Your Face. Like with any -ism, you might, personally, find some ableist jokes funny. They're still ableist. Shows that are created without self-reflection in an ableist society will contain some measure of ableism that likely isn't intentional. This doesn't mean the show is eeeeeeevil and deserves to be cancelled. It simply means that the show is a reflection of the values of the people who created it, and those people are not necessarily being mindful of ableism in their writing. When disabled people complain about this ableism, and talk about how it upsets them, and you start saying they shouldn't be offended/are overreacting/etc., OR you start acting like Blatant Ableism Is Fine So Long As It's Against Characters You Dislike... that's when it becomes an actual problem.'

Literally no one is saying This Show Is The Worst Most Ableist Thing Ever. They're simply pointing out areas where the writers clearly weren't thinking about the unintentional repercussions their creation would have on viewers with specific disabilities.

You don't have to die on the hill of defending a show from the simple allegation of 'this show was clearly not written with people with specific various disabilities in mind' that applies to damn near every show in existence. And frankly, it's a bit odd that some of you want to.

The main problem is, and always has been, the fandom. But a show isn't exempt from criticism just because it has a couple of disabled characters, not ALL of whom die at the end 🙄

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:bangs fists on the table: FANG RIDING IZZY'S STRAP!!!!!!!! :bangs fists on the table even harder: FANG RIDING IZZY'S STRAP!!!!!!!

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anyway Izzy gives Fang the sweetest gentlest sloppy toppy and then holds him while he cries and kisses him on every tattoo

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anyway my love to all my fellow Disbleds engaged in the thankless job of gently taking the hand of the OFMD fandom and whispering in their ear

'hey..... this show is in fact, objectively ableist in multiple ways on multiple axes......:

:gently pets the hand as they start to shake in fear:

'you are still allowed to like the show. we certainly do! But... and this is the important part..... maybe stop acting like all the disabled people criticising their own representation within the show are Just Overreacting. And think critically about how you talk about canonically disabled characters - especially That One You Hate!'

:strokes little circles over the knuckles:

'I know this is really difficult for you. I know you don't think much about disabled people, or what we face. I know it hurts and it's scary to realise that you are, in fact, encouraging and enabling ableist - and at times eugenicist - rhetoric. But imagine how much worse it is for those of us who are listening to you, and deal with this shit every day. So no, it's not okay to spout shit like 'dying was kinder for this disabled character, actually' or 'he deserved to be traumatically abused to the point where he became permanantly physically disabled because that is a Just Punishment for the crime of :checks notes: being a bit of a cunt', or -

:digs nails into the hand so they can't get away:

'I'm not done. Sit the fuck down. It's also A Wholeass Ableism to say 'I think my fave has a fanon physical disability, so therefore he is equally important rep as a canonically physically disabled character, and you should all like my favourite character instead', or 'mental and/or invisible disability is actually worse than visible physical disability :)', or 'this one character's addictions (which are directly and explicitly linked to him dealing with trauma and painful disability) are Bad And Shameful', or 'haha, what if we relentlessly mocked this character for puking and incontinence'.'

:returns to patting the hand:

'If we can all agree, this fandom would be a much better and kinder place, yes?'

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look at me, using my content posting blog for its intended purpose............. I'm literally putting a post-it up on my wall so I remember to actually post shit here, lol

Anyway, new Watch the Wall! The kid's in deep doo-doo.

Shit. Shit-shit-shit-shit-shit. This isn’t how it’s supposed to go. Peter is supposed to put enough distance between them that if the Accuser activates his failsafe, the Warbird won’t be damaged, and Yondu’s supposed to shoot the Accuser and come save him. Instead, the Accuser staggers up the shaking corridor, lip bruised black from where he must’ve slammed the floor when the ships accelerated. His glare is pinned on Peter. Yondu is nowhere to be seen. Peter meeps.

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anyway, challenge for OFMD writers AND fans to stop using 'Izzy pukes easily and has incontinence issues' as a punchline to a joke designed to mock him

signed, A Disabled who pukes easily and has incontinence issues

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me writing steddyhands content: what if stede and ed went kinda bonkers in their loserfail inn and dug up izzy's corpse to use as a rotting fucktoy

me writing ravagers content: haha what if they were a cute happy little space family and they had little in-jokes and cuddled up at night because the spaceship is cold

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still cackling about that one concept from the Steddyhands server that basically amounts to -

Ed spat in Izzy's mouth once as a Dominance Thing and they both really got off on it so he just. Does that to Izzy sometimes. Casual kink, any hour of any day, whenever Ed feels like it, he just grabs Izzy and says 'open'. And Izzy opens.

Sometimes, he even says 'thank you' after

Anyway Stede catches them at it and is like. "Uhhhh, so, what's going on here fellas??"

Obviously, Ed panics and says "Oh this is just an old pirate tradition between uhhhhh captain and first mate"

(Izzy is staring at him like. 'are you fucking serious right now. you fucking twat.')

(BUT HE DOESN'T SAY SHIT)

(he doesn't say shit.)

Stede comes to the only logical conclusion: as he is now the captain, HE needs to spit in Izzy's mouth too.

So, he asks Izzy politely.

Izzy tells him, equally politely, to fuck the fuck off.

Stede isn't to be swayed. He will prove to Izzy that he is the captain, now! So, he starts trying to ambush him in increasingly ridiculous ways, which eventually turns into a very silly all-out wrestling match where Stede enlists Ed's help to pin Izzy down and hold his mouth open so Stede can spit in it

(The whole crew is watching like. What the FUCK are these idiots doing.)

After, Stede proudly stands, wipes his mouth, and beams down at Izzy. "I hope you now see that I am a suitable captain, deserving of your respect!" he says, all bright and fucking... twinkly.

Izzy is too busy staring at the sky to reply, contemplating his life choices, and processing the fact that

a) Stede Bonnet just spat in his mouth

b) he liked it

And Ed? Ed (who knows exactly what Izzy is into) is trying so hard not to laugh.

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WHO ARE YOU

WHERE IS MY WIFE (genderless)

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM

YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND

I AM THE IMPOSTER

(I made a blog to post content because some folks (fairly!) find my reblog binges annoying skdhlfglksdhjglkjdfghsdgf)

(...and then I forgot to use it)

(for ages)

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......and another commish for the astounding @atereal! Here's her best guy uhhhhhhhhhhh fondling his prize vegetable

hahahahaa I wonder what the original image looks like hahahaahaaaa

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well if you wanted to know, you'd have to head over to Twitter...