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🦎🦎🦎🦎any pronouns | mangocheezitz on ao3
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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)
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Bucky: Why is Yelena standing on the table?
Ava: She likes to be tall.
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writing is so simple. all you need is an idea, a plan, time, energy, discipline, emotional resilience, and the ability to make decisions without spiraling
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five mins into Superman (2025)
Supes: “Golly.”
Me:
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give him soup.
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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.
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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am
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It turns out that when you can’t sleep, getting up and doing the laundry or unloading the dishwasher is actually better than sitting there doomscrolling. Who knew? Also I’m not sure why but doing it in the middle of the night shortcuts my executive functioning problem. I think it tricks my brain into thinking this is something we shouldn’t be doing so we’re allowed to do it.
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Lois: I am his girlfriend
Lex: I had his child 😂😂
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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what the hey dude!
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Franz Kafka, 1912
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WHERE is my eternally pissed off king Brett Mahoney
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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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