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guys trust me gem will win the next life series just because of how hard i’m manifesting it

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sigh. i guess i come here enough that i should introduce myself.

what’s good y’all, i’m [real life name], but uh, don’t call me that! you can call me uh…parsley, i guess?

i am here to be silly and very rarely but occasionally ranting! i’d say it’s like 40% shitpost 40% magnus archives 15% other fandoms and 5% rants. perfectly balanced, as all things should be

what’s my gender? whatever fits the joke (agender in a fuck it we ball kinda way)

romantic orientation? lord i hope not! (aromantic)

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Im gonna start saying "supplemental" before going on insane tangents

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i’m sleepy and tired and cozy yet despite all of those hardships i find the energy to be whimsical

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ok my turn: (/nf)

you are put into a mall with every single generic store in a mall you can find. (think game stop, annes pretzels, hot topic, ect.) everything is fully stocked, and everything is free. there are 2 people to help carry items. you only get one hour in the mall before you get kicked out forever. which stores do you go to, what do you get, and why?

(sorry for long ask)

hmm….i’m definitely hitting claire’s, my earring collection will grow monumentally. no universe in which i don’t go auntie anne’s pretzels also, i would kill for their pretzel dogs

then i’d probably check out target and see what the silly things that i normally wouldn’t want to waste money on are and get those

i would probably do high amounts of financial damage but that’s okay! also GREAT ASK

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you get put on the secret All Food Ever council and can only keep one savory food and one sweet food in existence, what would you choose?

1. a really really good burger with mayo, pickles, cheese, double patty, and lettuce

2. funnel cake with strawberry ice cream on top with strawberries on the side

3. amazing question i will be using this in the future thank you very much

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honestly if you don’t live in the USA and you think all americans are the same or hold the same values you can go fuck yourself.

as an american, yes, things fucking suck. that doesn’t mean that you can point and laugh at our misfortune. when i see people refer to americans online, what they really are referring to is the loud minority of people who fucking suck.

am i saying america is a perfect country? lord no. but it is a country with an incredible amount of differing views. not everyone in america supports whoever the current president is. not everyone in america is a loud, annoying, power hungry racist.

i want to have hope that things will get better, but all i see is hatred. i don’t need yours as well.

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american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

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i think about the joel mania reddit post at least once a week

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clarification that i wrote this post while very tired and stressed because of a big event i have upcoming!!

yeah i definitely see what you mean, i’m just frustrated i think. idk if i explained it right but what i’m talking about is posts where aromanticism plays no part in the actual post, and people tag it as that either out of misunderstanding or in attempts for more reach.

you do raise a good point about how for some people it’s very intertwined! i forget about that sometimes, because for me it’s very separated, but i get what you’re saying.

please i am begging people to stop tagging posts only about not wanting sex as aromantic. if i am scrolling through the aromantic tag i want posts about aromanticism i don’t care if you’re also aromantic but it isn’t mentioned in the post.

no aro in the post, no aro in the tags. simple as that.

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please i am begging people to stop tagging posts only about not wanting sex as aromantic. if i am scrolling through the aromantic tag i want posts about aromanticism i don’t care if you’re also aromantic but it isn’t mentioned in the post.

no aro in the post, no aro in the tags. simple as that.

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guys what the fuck is malevolent and why is it all over my dash. i have never set foot into this fandom what the fuck.

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so i’ve been getting into EPIC: The Musical lately and one line, one word has always stood out to me. in Mutiny, when odysseus is pleading with eurylochus to not do this, he says “i need to get home”.

not “we need to get home”, not anything that concerns the other members. he says that he specifically needs to get home.

just think that’s interesting

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New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

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cha-cha slide but i yell out increasingly vague instructions

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been listening to the magnus protocol. only like eighteen episodes in. i adore colin and i am PRAYING that he will be alright (unlikely knowing it’s a magnus podcast).

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tma twitter au where georgie and melanie’s communities cannot stand each other and are constantly fighting do you see my vision