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if Dolores Umbridge was a wise woman

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Gilderoy Lockhart more like

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Hermione to Ron complaining about his homeworks but also Ron to Hermione doing homeworks in his place

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Voldemort whispering to Harry every f**king night

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Harry to Neville during the DA meetings

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McGonagall to Hermione snatching the Time-Turner from the hands

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Dumbledore to Harry at the end of literally every year at Hogwarts

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Dobby playing “the floor is freedom”

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why people say about me as the f*cking coolest student of hogwarts if I cant even water the plants

(and I’m Ravenclaw too lol)

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me getting ready to buy tokio hotel concert ticket in 2005

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Fred: Before you say anything...

Molly:

Fred:

George:

Molly: *raises eyebrows*

George: ...That's it. We just don't want you to say anything.

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Dumbledore: What's the point in being happy now if you know you're going to be sad later? The answer is, of course, because you are going to be sad later.

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Ginny: You have a favorite number?

Luna: Umpteen. It's a curious number, isn't it? It sounds big...but it's in the teens.

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Harry: *under his breath* this is bullshit

McGonagall: Did you just curse? Because we don’t talk like that in this god-damn, mother-fucking house. Shit.

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Harry: hey bro, do you wanna go around the world?

Ron: hell yeah bro.

Harry: bro me too the fuck.

Harry: [walks around Ron]

Ron: uhh why’d you do that bro?

Harry: bro cause you’re my fucking world.

Ron: goddamit bro.

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I think we can all agree that jk rowling

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harry and voldemort