Harry, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Draco, taking the pot as he walks past: What if you don't?
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Lily: Remind me again how did this happen?
Remus: Someone threw a ball and I said "Sirius there's a ball, duck!"
Lily: Ok and?
Remus: Will you tell her or should I?
Sirius: And I asked "where's the bald duck?"
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*at 2am*
Sirius: what if-
Remus: *deeply disappointed sigh*
Sirius: what if the sky farted out clouds.
Remus: ...
Remus: *sighs in even deeper disappointment*
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Voldemort: Fuck Harry Potter
Ginny: I'm trying!
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Ooookay I was bored so there are some meme pictures with HP situations just for laugh
Filch, when it's past curfew:
Remus, when Marauders found out that he is werewolf:
Sirius to the owl when it brought a howler from Walburga:
Ted giving lecture to Dora about her unstoppable morphing:
James, trying to flirt with Lily:
Tonks, after she asked Remus about their relationship and he changed subject:
Inferi in the lake in the crystal cave be like:
Snape, in the first seconds of the "prank" when he saw Remus as a werewolf:
Andromeda Tonks, when someone tells her that she will always remain Black
Tonks, in training to be an Auror, when Mad-Eye calls her to practice at 5 a.m. for the first time:
All images were found on Pinterest in the public domain, but if anything, all rights belong to their owners and I do not claim anything here
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Hermione: Talk to him, that's what boyfriends do.
Draco: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Hermione: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Draco: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.
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Sirius: we always talk about whether the earth is flat but hypothetically have wE EVER CONSIDERED THE SUN-
Remus: no. And ima stop you right here before your 2am hypothetical theories go too far.
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Sirius hearing Remus calling a microwave a “popty ping” because he’s Welsh and thinking all Muggle appliances are just named after the sound they make and calling a washing machine a “sloshy box” or a blender a “wazzy wacker” or something. That’s it that’s the post.
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