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opinion accepted

my brain can’t decide if vampire hair grows really fast or really slow

please help

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my brain can’t decide if vampire hair grows really fast or really slow

please help

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EEEKKK I LOVE THEM SM

darlin’ headcannons because i love them so much and i can’t stop thinking about them

darlin’ has a scar on their eyebrow. when they were with quinn they would lie and say they got it in a bar fight, when in reality they got it after tripping over gabe’s foot and splitting it open on a coffee table when they were younger

darlin’ is TERRIBLE with money. not because they’re a shopping addict, but because they’re always trying to buy things for others. “oh you’re hungry? here, take my card, go get something for yourself.” “oh you need x, y, and z? i’m going to walmart, i’ll go pick those up for you.” “no need to pay me back, i got it.”

darlin’ doesn’t have many pictures saved from over the years, but among the very few framed photos atop their dresser, there’s one of them, david, asher, and milo after their high school graduation, a tall and broad gabe standing behind all of them with a beaming smile, trying his best to contain all 4 of them in his arms. darlin’, in the picture, is holding their thumbs up, along with a painful grimace that gabe forced them to give for the picture.

when darlin’ is sleeping, they’ll get really hot (temperature wise, you freak), hence why they’re so restless during the night. they’re always taking the blankets off of them, putting them back on, flipping on their right side, then their left. sam is kinda like their cooling blanket this way.

darlin’ rides a motorcycle. in fact, they have 2 of them. one beautiful, navy blue honda rebel that they’ve had since they were 16, and one all-black yamaha R1 they got when they were 20. they don’t ride as much anymore, but occasionally they’ll take one of their bikes to a pack meeting and show off its beauty.

darlin’ got really good grades in school. like, unusually good. they were top 3 in their whole class.

fem!darlin’ used to have very long, thick, and healthy hair. they used to pride themselves on it, and would always be fiddling with the ends or just running their hand through it absentmindedly. when they got with quinn, he would always find ways to insult it. he would grab it when they would walk away from him, he would comment on how boring it makes them look, he would always say that he preferred short hair to others right in front of their face.

^ they cut their hair shortly after they split, the longest pieces just barely touching their shoulders, while some pieces ended right where their jaw was. it was messy, but charming (you can pull anything off when you’re the sexiest person in dahlia).

darlin’ has an RBF. it was way more noticeable when they were a teenager/young adult (with quinn), but they smile a lot more/look a lot more peaceful when they’re with the pack or with sam (or both), so their RBF never really shows too much anymore.

darlin’ is a chronic nail biter. they’ve tried everything—fidget toys, that gross nail biting stuff you put on your fingers, pulling their hair out, picking at their lips—but nothing works. they’ve just accepted it at this point.

^ expanding on this, whenever sam notices them biting their nails, instead of swatting their hand or yelling at them to stop like most people do, he’ll gently grab their hand and intertwine their fingers, temporarily stopping them for a while.

darlin’ is the tallest out of the listeners (in the pack). babe is a CLOSE second—like maybe they’re 2 or 3 inches shorter than darlin—but ultimately, darlin’ is the tallest. (i’m not giving a specific height)

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now THERES an AU idea

so there is a company near me called shaw construction

so i give you:

aggro helping milo with a construction contract

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I need Kody to come back purely so that Dear can rip them a new one, destroy every bit of confidence the man has, and then go make love to Lasko while the asshole withers away in despair :3

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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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WOWEEE THESE TURNED OUT GOOD

your icons are pleasing to look at, may I request a Porter one with a cathedral stained glass theme

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ehhee

porber potty

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How I be looking when my fav does something objectively morally wrong

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forgot vincent and lovely arent canonically engaged again

#endingit 💞

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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John Wilkes Booth was a Stealth btw

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The racism perpetuates the double standard.

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YESS

do y’all wanna c my oc tweets or should i die 🫎

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Milo and Asher the types to say "gyat DAMN" whenever their mates enter a room

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it’s so embarrassing when I mess it up completely for some reason 😭

Am I the only one who really doesn't say shit when the character I'm listening to pauses for a second to let me "speak" and just wait on what the character says next to know what I said then I say what I apparently just said (telepathically). If that even made sense

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Do you guys think being around the pack, who constantly forgets that Sam is a vampire or has vampiric traits at all, feels like a reprieve to Sam when for so long the only things he saw when he looked in the mirror were the parts of him that his vampirism stole???