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i think saruman would have bigger tits than gandalf, actually. and not only that but he would brag about it.

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Oh, to be young, unleashed in a Barnes & Nobles with a fifty dollar gift card, buying whichever books had a dragon drawn on the cover.

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it me

Royal flycatcher by kayleighkueffner

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thats just a bunch of bullshark

So, do you want the river sharks or the sea sharks?

You get bull sharks either way

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please do

I’m this fucking close to havinggn a breakdown and posting like 20 pictures of my cat here

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Check out this totally rad youtube account, also follow her on tumblr @theomnibeetle !!

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First video is up! 

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The Omnibeetle has been chosen. 

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and im wearing my worm time shirt today, how perfect

Worm on a string theory

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why can you buy deer pee on amazon

i will inject lion pee into your bloodstream

once i threatened to pour deer pee (you can get it on amazon!)  on someone’s bed and i was legit about to do it but then i remembered that i didn’t know their address

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Sure, tide pods may be the forbidden fruit, but have you ever heard of

The forbidden honey

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This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

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playlists

in the woods somewhere: you're wandering alone in a deep dark forest. you hear music. do you follow it?

strawberry fields: for strange nights when nothing feels real. it is what it is. you get lost in daydreams.

this is home: music that makes you remember. people. places. its not okay but it will be.

mystery of love: sometimes you miss people. you want to think about them and their smile and eyes.

take me to church: going to church can be beautiful or painful. but it makes you feel something.

bleecker street: autumn air. standing on a balcony holding hands. coming home.

take yourself home: getting lost in the city. wandering between big buildings. trying to drown the loneliness.

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my bunny is so adorable and hopes you have a good day!!

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this implies that mosquitoes lick your insides 

Hummingbirds to flowers = mosquitoes to humans...

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would this cause you to think youre feeling something in one location when actually its coming from another location?

I will switch the locations of your nerves and arteries 

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this scene deserved at least 10 emmys