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i love him so much

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barty has a tongue piercing and evan has a dick piercing, in case you were wondering

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I noticed you havent said anything about my new wound

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“old habits die screaming” except its remus and every time he smokes he thinks of sirius and he wants to quit cause it’s killing him but it feels like he’s quitting the last piece of sirius that he has and death would feel better than having to live without him but sirius wanted him to live a long and fulfilling life

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Regulus: when I get married, will you walk me down the aisle?

Sirius: *holding back tears* yes

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When James discovers his choking kink he’s lying underneath regulus moaning and whilst he’s riding him, regulus accidentally falls forward and one of his hands goes around his throat and James gasps and bucks his hips and his eyes roll back and regulus just stares before fucking grinning

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we need to start calling dan and phil phan again not as a ship name for two separate individuals, but as just a name for the one symbiotic organism that they've merged into over the years but also for the fandometrics

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this is so sirius black

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Slime (2024)

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loving the latest dan and phil video :)

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me and the boy i pulled during my slutty emo phase

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save me dan howell and phil lester carrying a wasted anthony padilla back to his hotel room after he got lit on too many tequila sunrises... save me

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dan: *proclaiming all the reasons to love phil and how he could never trust someone the way he trusts phil*

phil: this dumbass got me 3 lamps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

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My Harry Potter fans. Did it ever occur to you to fancast Charlie Cox, aka Matt Murdock, aka Daredevil as Remus lupin

HAS THAT OCCURED TO ANYONE?!?!?!

LOOK AT THIS BIG BALL OF SUNSHINE AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T BE A GOOD FANCAST FOR REMUS J. LUPIN!!!!!!!!!

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