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modern art

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me, reading any scientific article for the first time

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) dir. Gore Verbinski

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Castiel: It’s day 420 of helping the Winchesters, and after months of careful evaluation I have come to the conclusion that-

Dean, to the tune of The Final Countdown: IT’S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Sam: *off-key kazoo playing*

Castiel: -there is no intelligent life in this bunker.

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things we should normalize as society:

eating watermelon with a spoon

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if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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same Florida man, same

New fun personality game: search up “Florida man” and your birthday and see what headline you get (year is not nessecary)

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shot out to all CIS countries

Image living in a country where you could call a president a horse, and not being imprisoned or killed for that

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Image living in a country where you could call a president a horse, and not being imprisoned or killed for that

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I wish there was a scene in supernatural where Chuck smokes blunt, while "What If God Smoked Cannabis" plays in the background

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GREEK GODS/GODDESSES WITH TXT POSTS

ZEUS: “I guess we all learned a valuable lesson, except for me, I wasn’t paying attention and was asleep for most of the time”

POSEIDON: “do you want salt with your answer”

HERA: “just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked & upset”

ATHENA: “my kink is when people admit I’m right”

APOLLO: “i’m a brat??? okay and??? I know??? next argument???”

ARTEMIS: “i want that dog” “you want every dog”

APHRODITE: “hey just wanted to let you know, I’m beautiful, thank you and goodnight”

HERMES: “you’re kind of annoying” “kind of? kind of?? excuse me. excuse you. I am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted  “kind of” about it”   

HADES: “occupation: the family disappointment”

ARES: “sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I’m older I’ve learned how to make different, often far more serious mistakes”

DIONYSUS: “i’m dropping hints that I’m not fine”

HESTIA: “there’s so much caffeine running through my body right now. It’s like having a cockfight with my anxiety”  

DEMETER: “im sick of being a person. im going go into the woods lay down in the dirt and become a geological feature. and none of you are powerful enough to stop me”

IRIS: “defending myself: oh yeah?? well i got five words for you buddy: please be nice to me”

EOS: “have you ever met someone that was sunshine in human form”

HEBE: “what the fuckaroni”

HEPHAESTUS: “you can’t offend me. I lack emotion”

HEKATE: “it’s only forbidden if you’re a fucking coward”

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I've been using this lesbian shampoo for a month, but my hair is still straight

I think I need a refund

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THIS

the glorification of eating disorders, suicide, and self harm on tumblr circa 2014 was so horrible and damaging to so many people. i am really, really scared for the kids in tik tok because it’s clear that what happened on tumblr is starting to happen there.

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Situating Queerness Through a Critical Lens: Everything Looks Better When You Drunk

Surprisingly, this is one of the most accurate descriptions of my lifestyle

This is… almost too good

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This should be a tag line for my hole life