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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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Mrs Kent just coolin off :) no funny business here

#huge women fan i don't draw them enough #martha kent #idk what people look for in the martha kent tag but i hope at least one milf enjoyer is blessed ❤️ feminism

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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Alfred deserves a collar and a cage. As a treat

#long hair bc hes in his the 'manor is empty wtf do i do' era #infatuated with all star alfred as you can tell #also scarred alfred is underrated

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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OKAY I have created a collection. Since I hate Twitter and the mortifying ordeal of being known I have created a stash for aaaallll my 18+ spicy stuff. I've got a few unseen doodles in there, feel feel too explore.

#reminder of where the goods are

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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You know, I think the death throws of Twitter is a great time to get back into drawing porn

#i asexually drift in and out of being interested in it #but you know what. woe. alfred sub be upon ye

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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Two very normal doodles on a very normal - ah fuck it's pennywaynes. Full on twt

#narslooking #alfred pennyworth #being so brave about tagging this for the good of the alfred fuckers o7 #everyone else sorry i guess

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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i cant find your twitter?

Oh sorry, I actually changed it recently! I post nsfw on @/butlersyndrome now :]!!

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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New GordAlf dropped, featuring Gordon being a smooth talker

#narslooking #batman #jim gordan #alfred pennyworth #smut #is there a jim x alfred tag??

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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I can't believe I forgot to post these

Only got through two but are we really complaining

J'onn enjoyers rejoice

#martian manhunter #wondermartian #martianlantern #martianhawk

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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At this point the master plan of this blog is to make the muts who follow it sufficiently Horny About That Old Man that I can commission them abt it. Festering in my own private hell etc etc

#im so past the bottom of the barrel I've hit bedrock on the fanfic front #look. look. is it so wrong to want to see a fancy old man get dicked down in his dilf era? i mean. yes but that's not the point #bottom line is:....... is it working

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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Saw this on Twitter and had some uh. Had some uh. Had some thoughts. Ref under the cut!

#marfred #i don't have the strength to put this in the tags

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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J'onn enjoyers rejoice

#finally following thru on my 'jonn gets railed' comic idea

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bruciebat · 2 years ago

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OKAY I have created a collection. Since I hate Twitter and the mortifying ordeal of being known I have created a stash for aaaallll my 18+ spicy stuff. I've got a few unseen doodles in there, feel feel too explore.

#narslooking #ns4w #alfred pennyworth #pennywaynes #thomarfred #martha wayne #thomas wayne #batman #bruce wayne #nsft #suggestive #narsposting #j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #martianbat

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bruciebat · 3 years ago

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POV: you're having horny thoughts about your blorbos but you're autistic and also asexual

#this is what the inside of my brain looks like #dcau #justice league #jl

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bruciebat · 3 years ago

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I'm not even gonna lie, I just need to take a census of all the people who want to see my alfred art and send them all the goods directly lol

#im not even joking about this #if you're horny for younger alfred just slide into my ask with your discord

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bruciebat · 3 years ago

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Alfred was a bitch in his service years

#remember that one guy from btas that worked with alfred #im. im bringing him back for my purposes lmao

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bruciebat · 3 years ago

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So this comes from an entire au where Martha Kane/Wayne and Martha Kent were childhood friends, and because of that Alfred and Bruce become close with the Kents after Thomas and Martha's deaths. Naturally instead of expanding on that story I made it 🔥

They're all in their mid/late 40s here, it's right after Bruce sets out on his training leaving the manor empty. It's literally just Alfred there so the Kents drag him out to the farm to keep him company. They get along as always, but the conversation eventually turns to how much Alfred misses the Waynes - something him and Martha really bond over. Late into the night they're still talking, and drinking, and Alfred reveals he actually hasn't been with anyone since Thomas and Martha. The Kents are like immediately shocked because that's?? Over a decade??? And they're like well. Um. Anything you need buddy. Sex ensues. Yay.

>I can't post the saucy bit on tumblr, so here it is on twt<

#narslooking #omg am i gonna put this in the tags #i can't #pennykents #there another 'alfred being a third' ship for the books

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bruciebat · 3 years ago

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I hope y'all are happy with the "Geriatrics no one cares about" porm niche because. I gonna sexualize the fuck out of the kents

#look. LOOK #im a real d/gilf enjoyer #im literally just insane and shipping alfred with every old person i can get my grubby mitts on

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