bugwizard4lyfe

[bugwizard4lyfe]

yeah there’s a reason i don’t grow beans.

too much room for error…

People wonder how I eat all of the beans I grow at my wizard tower but I'm not eating all of them since most of it goes to the production of homunculi. Not to feed them, but to construct their flesh. Turns out Pythagoras was right, beans are basically the same thing as people.

[bugwizard4lyfe]

yesss! i will prepare my beetroot dyes >:)

Is there any way a slime can get a tattoo?

I don't want a tattoo; I'm just curious.

[bugwizard4lyfe]

h.. im worm. we need to take back wormblr from the ants..

the ants have wormblr? those fiends. i can appreciate their social strength and hard-working tendencies but damn if they aren’t sneaky.

luckily i have contacts with the ants, having been temporarily transformed into one for a bit. worry not worm-friend, we shall right this wrong!

[bugwizard4lyfe]

ok hear me out:

you split off a section of yourself and dye it a different colour, then absorb it back into your mass, and then you have a little guy who’s a different colour and he can swim around in there and do shapes

no idea if that would work.

Is there any way a slime can get a tattoo?

I don't want a tattoo; I'm just curious.

[bugwizard4lyfe]

introducing…..

WORMZARD’s WORM HAVEN!!!

have you been cursed to crawl along the ground? did you recently discover that your partner would NOT love you if you were a worm? are you a previously normal worm who has been cursed with knowledge?

we’ve all been there. but you don’t have to do it alone! just drop by the Wormzard Tower and Adjoining Gardens, where you can adjust to your new life!

wormzard’s worm haven does not take responsibility for any magical curses you may have received. wormzard’s worm haven does not promise a cure. while supplies last.

[bugwizard4lyfe]

he will probably become trapped in the receptor cells! worms use these to differentiate light from dark, so we can tell if we’re underground or not.

if you do turn him into a worm, send him my way! i’m working on making a safe haven for magically-cursed worms.

So a lot of wizards talk about trapping people in crystals and mirrors; I'm branching out. Turns out with the right spells you can trap people in just about anything. Light bulbs. Apricot pits. Flash drives. Hamburger wrappers.

I just created a spell to trap a guy in his own left eye. Which... yeah, okay, actually I admit I'm not sure how that worked, or where he actually went, or if it's ever possible to bring him back, but... whatever.

[bugwizard4lyfe]

i can see how ‘blood to cheese’ may have happened.

at first, they were probably trying to get some other creature to produce cow milk, but got the placement wrong, so the milk replaced the blood. while being circulated, the milk-blood somehow became cheese, and the wizard just streamlined the process because why not

So I've been scouring the ancient library in order to start my spell collection and came upon something peculiar in the young caster section, a transmutation Spell book made by an unnamed wizard

So, apparently in his novice days, this wizard created a bunch of spells, some of which are:

Skin to honey

Hair to silver

Flesh to chocolate

Lungs to diamonds?

Blood to cheese?!

[bugwizard4lyfe]

I’m enchanted by this blog. I cannot tell you what discovering it felt like, like a soft breeze in spring or the feeling of helping a worm off the pavement after the rain has all dried up. Either way I’m crying and this is beautiful in the same way seeing a new bud on a flower is.

Have a good day <3

oh… hhhhhhh /pos

this is very ooc but i love your Psych textposts so much, and i’m so glad you like my silly wizard blog <3

[bugwizard4lyfe]

THIS HAPPENED TO ME WITH THE POTATO DIMENSION

okay guys the lava dimension problem is starting to get serious……. i didn’t even open a portal this time, i just opened a door and boom i’m in the lava dimension. starting to get concerned. has someone placed a curse on me?????

[bugwizard4lyfe]

i could talk. for so long about how cruel people are to bugs, about how people think they don’t matter just because they’re small and their brains and feelings are incomprehensible to us. but i don’t have time for that 👍

Nothing boils my blood quite like grown adults who take child-like delight in the killing of insects. If it were any other type of animal people would treat them like serial killers

[bugwizard4lyfe]

i’ll take them off your hands. my tower is getting lonely again.

does anyone have any spells for getting rid of termites? and maybe runes to prevent further outbreaks?

[bugwizard4lyfe]

i’ll do your gardening

…for a price

Tried using Animate Object to make my scarecrow do the gardening and it fucking rubberhosed me

[bugwizard4lyfe]

yet another irresponsible fire plant owner. i keep mine in a small cave, with the entrances sealed.

i will take fire plants off your hands if you aren’t capable of responsibly owning them.

Dalob?

How do I deal with a forest fire near my cottage?

I had some guests over and we accidentally drank my moonshine.

So they accidentally threw my fire plants out the window.

First of all, why weren't those plants properly secured in a fire proof space? Do you not know what can happen when just a single Leaf falls of of it naturally and gets blown into a space that's Flammable? It's like a small fireball!

But to answer your Question, tell me where I'll just come and collect the fire.

[bugwizard4lyfe]

@concoctionboy thoughts?

Are the powerpuff girls considered a potion?

Evidence:

They were made in a cauldron by a man of unconventional ciences

They were made out of multiple rare non-specific/secret ingredients

Have special characteristics, which can affect their surroundings on an unnatural level

They also present in different colours.

They come in strange and unconventional shapes

Counter evidence:

The powerpuff girls, as seen in the show, aren't liquids, and aren't in glass bottles or vials.

They're also not drinkable or edible in any way that wouldn't be considered cannibalism (even though they aren't technically human)

They can perform human activities, like talking, eating, walking around, engaging in politics and beating up apes

Conclusion

There is enough evidence to consider the possibility of the subjects being potions, but not enough for the hypothesis to be conclusive.

They could be considered a potion, but only if their creator (Professor Utonium) was a wizard, witch, or performer of magic arts.

There is no evidence suggesting the Professor is a Wizard, but there is also no evidence suggesting that he is not or was not a magic user in any given time. Therefore, I rest this case as inconclusive.

ARE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS POTIONS?

NO, OR YES???

MAYBE.

[bugwizard4lyfe]

hey btw. here’s the goo:

things i say about my cat (goose) that could also be said by a wizard about their ooze familiar

[bugwizard4lyfe]

things i say about my cat (goose) that could also be said by a wizard about their ooze familiar

[bugwizard4lyfe]

i am a garden wizard. i grow special apples to use as fruit leather for bookbinding. these apples have been cursed, by me. to protect my gardening secrets.

as for why i taste test them, the taste is an indicator of the integrity of the spellbook. if it tastes off, the spellbook is bad, and using it could have disastrous consequences.

STOP LICKING THE SPELLBOOK COVERS

THEY'RE GREEN BECAUSE OF THE (VERY TOXIC) ARSENIC PIGMENT

THEY'RE NOT GREEN APPLE FLAVOURED!!!