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I just heard a radio presenter say "neurodivergent" and he somehow managed to make it sound like a slur <3

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The fact that Con O'Neill retweets nswf Our Flag Means Death art, while also being so anti tory is so sexy to me

🥵🥵🥵

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Pleasw, Doc Ock was my father, call me Dotto Otto

Please, Doc Ock was my father, call me Doctopus Octopus

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I love that Neil Ellice is one of the most active on social media of the COD actors, yet we know literally nothing about him.

Age? Nope.

Height? Nope.

Sexuality? Nope.

What part of Scotland he's from? Nope.

If he has a partner? Nope.

He tricks us into thinking we know all about him with gym updates and Bobby pics, but really, he's the most secretive of them all

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I have 8 tabs open on my internet, all of which are AO3, all of which are SoapGhost

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imagine you have a younger sibling and you're just a couple years apart in age. they confide in you that they have a heavy crush on your fave and have for at least six months. no one knows your feelings for this person, including your fave, but when your sibling talks to you about them, you can see genuine love in their eyes.

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I literally did the exact same thing a few hours later, I read that the mandalorian was first released in 2019, and I thought, "Wow, they've managed to release 3 season within a year and a half?"

Might go get tested for early onset dementia

2018? But that's only two years ago... Oh. That's five years ago. - Said in a conversation with friends

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The saga continues, "She graduates in '24? That's another four years yet."

Clearly, I'm perpetually trapped in 2020

2018? But that's only two years ago... Oh. That's five years ago. - Said in a conversation with friends

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I can never let anybody know that the fear/dislike of ducks I had as a child was fake, and it was because Will and Jace Herondale didn't like them and I wanted to be like them

My Mum still mentions it to this day, and I can't tell the truth at this point

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I know Neil Ellice is seeing SoapGhost porn on Twitter, bc I'm interacting with his retweets (and not much else COD:MWII stuff), and I just got recommended Soap taking it up the ass

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I read this out to my Mum, and she said, "That sounds like Stede, and uh, from..." So in honour of that (since I love her very much for remembering my favourite shows and characters), here are my stray cats who cannot be adopted separately

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

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Watching your beloved mutual go on an unhinged reblogging spree about a game you don't play while you go on an unhinged reblogging spree about a show they don't watch is actually a form of parallel play

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2018? But that's only two years ago... Oh. That's five years ago. - Said in a conversation with friends

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no one knows where these pictures came from but they have caused an awakening

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Every summer, I romanticise winter, and every winter, I have seasonal affective disorder

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Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!