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hozier noticing a fan's bootleg hozier t-shirt with faramir & aragorn on it, at tonight's show in virginia beach

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Someone should make an edit of Castles crumbling by Taylor swift and Hayley Williams to a LotR or silmarillian character idk which one cuz there are a lot that would fit with

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I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.

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Pippin Took as text posts

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Lord of the Rings Icons || The Fellowship 💍

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I was in the exact same situation lmfaooo I still think I could be an elf though 👀

me in 6th grade, reading LotR: after reading this I have come to understand that clearly I am an elf. I was meant to be an elf and this is why I am so fundamentally different from everyone around me and why I never seem to fit in with anyone. this is the most logical explanation me getting diagnosed with autism years later:

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me in 6th grade, reading LotR: after reading this I have come to understand that clearly I am an elf. I was meant to be an elf and this is why I am so fundamentally different from everyone around me and why I never seem to fit in with anyone. this is the most logical explanation me getting diagnosed with autism years later:

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I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.

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middle-earth dashboard simulator

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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More wallpapers 🖤

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Nathan is the real treasure

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Mockingjay Part 1 (2014) | The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023)

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I love so much how Stede reacts to Ed hiding under the blanket. Because is running off to the other room to hide under a blanket the most mature way to handle being upset? Not particularly. But does Stede judge him for it? Not at all. You know that if Anne and Mary had come in while Ed was still under the blanket they absolutely would have made fun of him for it. Stede would never.

And Stede asks him to come out from the blanket, but he doesn't insist on it. He doesn't try to make Ed come out or get annoyed or try to take the blanket off. He just keeps talking to Ed through the blanket until he comes out. They're so soft with each other 😭