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everything gale does in the game is to prove himself, even more so when he's constantly reminded by the orb in his chest, the parasite in his brain. he thinks himself a shade of who he was, but even when he was with mystra he constantly reached for bigger and grander gestures bc thats who he is. bc what makes him worthy, in his eyes, are his magical talents. a common thread thru his romance centers around the idea of "look what i can do, look at what i can give you, why would you want the man who can no longer reach these heights, who's content to be simply ordinary?" he cant see how far he's come, only what he's missing, and it's a curse born from just HOW MUCH he knows. he's ambitious bc he's hungry - always hungry to prove he's good enough, he's worthy enough, he's special enough. he's presenting his flashiest magic and self forward bc he thinks thats the only thing thatll get people to stay.

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I'm not the kind of person to make those posts usually but man. The Gale hate I've seen. The guy was clearly groomed and people talk about how he "disrespected a woman's boundaries"??? He was left alone to die by a goddess who only ever took advantage of him, what the FUCK are you guys on????

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anyone who wants to call ashton greymoore a coward. meet me at a costco parking lot. be ready to square up.

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i will say this every fucking episode. ashton and chetney are the real PC romance here rn. enemies to lovers.

y'know this started as i joke, but i am afraid it won't be anymore at some point.

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"i had a vision of my parents"

"AREN'T YOU AN ORPHAN!??"

"i'm gonna give you like ten seconds to work that out."

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not even processing laudna's death tbh. i'm like going through the seven stages of grief and just. firmly. in denial rn.

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professional ashton greymoore-ologist. all other aspects of the cr3 fandom hate me because i only focus on ashton greymoore and ignore all other plot points and developments. they are just so much, and my brain is just so small ok.

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zeeland, bennet, shady sally. gay asf names if i've ever heard 'em

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chetney: has invisibility.

also chetney: i strip down naked so i'm less conspicuous, it's reverse psychology.

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love how their afterlife visions imply that fearne goes to hell surrounded by unseelie creatures and orym goes to heaven to reunite with his husband.

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"i saw my parents" fastest head whip to taliesin ever.

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wait can't they use the green cocaine to bring laudna back?????

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what if now that laudna died, delilah overtakes control over her body. i've never felt this tense over a piece of fictional media in my LIFE holy shit

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ashton greymore is the result of catholicism. they're a catholic i cannot believe what i am hearing rn

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ASHTON"S JDHUBCIYHDCJNGV> CCDCDCCDCG THEIR MOM

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ELVEN?>??!>??! ASHTON GREYMORE>!??!? DBHVOHVCUDW ELVEN>@>?>??>?>??>???

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chetney pock o'pea certified self destructive man-whore confirmed?... not surprised tbh.