I am definitely human and not 3,895 snails in a trench coat, please don’t get the salt.
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a little guy on a snowy night
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we need a name for the opposite of a blorbo. an anti-blorbo if you will. a character you’ve been forced to encounter in dashboard wilderness so often it's now anathema to your fandom instincts. not a blorbo but a "hell no not this fucker again"
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#polls#incognito polls#varies too much#some things are respectful#others are really really not#main thing is tho#you can’t really reason your way out of delusion
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EVERYONE EVERYONE, LOOK AT THE KICKASS SIFFRIN STAINED GLASS MY FRIEND @thou-shall-not-fall MADE FOR MY BIRTHDAY
I'm screaming oh my god, I love him so much ❤️❤️❤️ my friends are so talented and thoughtful
(also she insists that I inform people that she's very much a beginner at stained glass work, even though my ignorant eyes see no fault)
#tell her this is the COOLEST THING EVER#in stars and time#isat#siffrin isat#art#fanart#stained glass
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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Perfect creature
“Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole”
(via)
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Damn, couldn’t even hide from Haiku bot
Do you think Jesus came on the cross just a little bit
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Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#I have done this exactly once before#I hated the Harry Potter series but I wanted to be a fair critic#and wasted MONTHS ON THAT STUPID BOOK SIERES#polls#incognito polls#tumblr polls
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When Clark said “he’s not even a very good dog but he’s all alone and he’s probably scared so i have to go get him” I was so happy because someone in that writers room truly understands superman better than we’ve seen in a long time. This is the essence of superman - that every living being deserves kindness and empathy and love simply because they are alive. Clark is the kind of guy who’d cry when he got stung by a bee not because it hurt but because the bee died when it stung him and someone in the writers room knew that and made sure it came through.
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
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what a beautiful day to not be in high school
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forgetfulness is wild because sometimes its "oops silly me i left the house without my wallet again" and sometimes its "my friend is trying to reminisce on a thing we did together and the fact its jogging nothing in my brain is genuinely kind of distressing"
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
#journey to the center of the earth#surprisingly funny#main character is bitching and moaning about everything
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