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✮⋆˙ DIGITAL SILENCE ୨୧

YANDERE MR.PUZZLES X READER WHOS IN SMG4'S CREW.

A/N:Yahoo! im back babeyyy,way better now and, btw ik smg4's fandom isnt that famous and this will probably only get 2/3 views, but im doing this anyways.

Type: Headcanons, romantic, fluff/light angst.

Tw/Cw: Yandere topics, he hypnotizes you, obsessive behavior, paranoia, delusion, possessiveness, overprotection, suggestive(?), he literally worships you so much, emotional dependence .

Song recommendation: Creative control - Mr puzzles

୨୧ He got so hooked up on you, and he doesnt know how or why, but he just knew he needed you when he first landed his cameras on you, you were so captivating, he had to understand why.

୨୧ Before he hypnotized everyone, he kept a big eye on you, that were blissfully unaware of his obsession or existence, sometimes he got so excited of looking at you that he almost got to capture you to himself, but he had to control himself, he could do that later.

୨୧ When puzzles finally hypnotized everyone, he needed to see you first than EVERYBODY else and my god, you were so precious and beautiful in person, he couldnt get enough from looking at you, he was so glad he finally got to see your pretty face in person.

୨୧ During the shows, whenever you were on screen, he would display you always as the most perfect character in the story and sometimes he would even insert himself in them just to be more close to you or to be your love interest.

୨୧ He enjoys watching your performances so much, you were just made for the screens! you easily highlighted yourself in every show, even if you were just standing, or staying in the background, he would pay attention to you everytime, every single move you do or word you say, he is paying full attention.

୨୧ He would be extra touchy with you, since he was very lonely when a child, he would Take all the years of him wishing there was someone to hug him and etc. On you, he would be soo touch starved.

୨୧ Puzzles would get a bit paranoid and feared when you get your conscience back, he tried to comfort himself with the "they'll never know" mindset, protected by the delusion that he did the right thing of hypnotizing you.

୨୧ Puzzles would panic when you got your conscience and memories back, but relieved that you wouldnt remember the stories where he inserted himself in so he could be creepily more close to you.

୨୧ But when he heard you also wanted to leave, he was furious, how could his own darling try and leave him?! hes the one who can make u a real star, the real deal, and the others are just... second characters, how can you want to stay with such pesky brats?! they were nothing compared to you!

୨୧ But he didnt blame you, you were with those weirdos since the beginning consequently making you not even know half of your potential since you were brainwashed by that pesky crew, so, he had to show you that your place was with him, on the big screens with only him, nobody else.

୨୧ If you wanted to stay with him or not didnt really matter, you were in his reality, he could make you his whenever, he just felt like giving you the illusion of a choice in hopes you would "choose" the right decision. (hes not insane at all! hes just silly!)

୨୧ You were his precious puppet, his puppet, his companion, he couldnt let you leave, no, he couldnt, he needs you and you will need him, he would show you your place, he eventually would.

୨୧ "When i saw you, i instantly saw that you were a natural star, so be good and stay with me, okay?"

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Yandere!Monster x Reader (Ficlet)

CW: Yandere, Creepy

The light from your computer illuminates the room ever so slightly. Your eyes were glued to the screen, watching the security camera screen.

It watched you in return, cocking its head ever so slightly to the side. The thin creature's sharp hands inches to its face mimicking a "shush" motion. It drops its hands.

"Get out of my house." You muttered at the screen.

You knew it wouldn't hear you. It shouldn't, yet it shook its head no.

The monster took a step forward to the camera. As it crept closer you studied the figure, its form reminiscent of a human, yet not. Its eyes were pure white, grey streaks falling down its blackened cheeks, and a smile stitched across its face. Its attire was nothing more than a hoodie and jeans, from the shadows it could be human, yet here and now it was...

The camera glitched.

"Wait!" You clutched the screen.

A voice muttered, "Wait." Its voice is soft by your ear.

"Wait..." It repeated. Your grip loosened from the screen as you felt its weight on your back.

You pulled yourself forward. Its arms snake around your waist before pulling you into it.

"Please," you froze in place against it, "please leave. Why are you staying? Leave!" You forced your eyes shut.

The creature buries its head into your neck, taking in your scent.

"Please...stay..." The stitches drag up and down your neck.

"Please." It whispered.

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Yandere!Friend Headcannons...

CW: Yandere behavior

Your ex was not the best person, everyone warned you from the very beginning when you were dating him. Now you have to face the aftermath. Not many people take the time to comfort you like your friend Noah did.

Yandere!Friend was the first to know the messy fall out of your relationship and immediately came to your aid. He brings everything one would need during a messy breakup, your favorite snacks, drinks, movies, blankets and more Yandere!Friend is always there for you, constantly blowing up your phone making sure you are alright, sending more aggressive text messages if you don't answer as soon as possible Yandere!Friend who did not like the idea of you going out with your friends because you are not "ready for the world" yet "Hey, I don't think you should be going to the bar with your friends. I heard that drunk girls are more vulnerable to dangerous situations, like rape! How about we watch your favorite movie tonight? I'm off from work and I can be over at your place as soon as possible!" "Where did I hear that from? Y'know...a friend" Yandere!Friend who was went over to your house when you weren't home and sat on the doorstep, silently cursing your friends Yandere!Friend who saw you stumble out of one of your friend's car and to your front door. Your friend and him immediately ran over to you and helped you onto a couch inside Yandere!Friend who checked your body again and again for any markings, making sure you are 100% okay before sending you to bed Yandere!Friend who shouted at your friend for putting you at risk before threatening them as they left Yandere!Friend who goes back to your room. He watches your sleeping figure before joining you in bed, snuggling close to you and giving you a peck on the cheek Yandere!Friend who tells you that he will protect you

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Yandere!Angel Headcannons...

CW: Yandere behavior, stalking, and death mentioned

Angels are quite the sight, are they not? Such holy beings who are honored my many and known by none. They can guard you or simply assist you, it depends on their duties. What if an angel would rather have a job of being yours?

Yandere!Angel who was initially given the job of being the guardian angel of your neighbor and closest friend, Elizabeth Yandere!Angel who fell in love with you every time you came over to spend time with Elizabeth Yandere!Angel who may or may not have skipped on some duties and decided to watch you sleep all the time occasionally Yandere!Angel who cannot be seen unless so desired will use his ability to his advantage and will whisper in your ear and touch you lightly. You tend to brush it off Yandere!Angel who completely abandoned his duties and spent all of his time watching over you and becoming your self-proclaimed guardian angel, which does not sit well with the other angels Yandere!Angel who was forced by the higherups to return to his proper human and care for Elizabeth, not her friend. Yan!Angel doesn't take too kindly to the commands "Yes," Yan!Angel nods to the higherups, "I will return to my duties." He smiles, but rolled his eyes internally. That evening, Yan!Angel sits on the roof, looking over to your house. He was observing you relax and watch tv, he thought to himself for a moment. "How dare they try to keep us apart?" He thought and sighed. Yan!Angel looks back to the house of his human then returned his gaze to yours, a smile creeps onto his lips. Yandere!Angel who was soon transferred to being your guardian angel after the death of Elizabeth. You mourned over her death, but don't worry Yan!Angel was there to comfort you...even if you can't see or hear him.

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Yandere!Bartender Headcannons...

CW: Yandere behavior, online stalking and alcohol mentioned

Sometimes the best way to solve problems is to just forget about them...sometimes. You decide to go with your friends to the Grey Days bar downtown to get over your ex.

Yandere!Bartender who is known for serving the best alcohol known to mankind, but also for providing extra services to some of them.

Yandere!Bartender who was enamored with your beauty the second you entered the bar.

Yandere!Bartender who watched you drink your heart out while crying over you ex. He lent you an ear and you spilled your guts to him without a second thought. "Well its his loss for cheating on a pretty/handsome person such as yourself"

He gave you more to drink on the house. He flashed you his award-winning smile and offered you something better than alcohol to help you forget all your problems. You declined and eventually stumbled out with your friends.

Yandere!Bartender who couldn't take his eyes off of you after you left. The next few days, he kept thinking about you. He thought about how sad you looked and constantly caught himself growing more frustrated over the loser who thought it was smart to leave you. Yandere!Bartender who was more than ecstatic when he saw you return to the bar one day. He immediately began talking to you, asking if you are doing better. He gave you his name and number. "I'm Cody and if you need someone to talk to, I'm always here. It gets a bit lonely around here sometimes." Yandere!Bartender who, after getting your name and number began his search for everything about you. His heart fluttered learning your likes and dislikes. When he stumbled upon an old photo of you and your ex, a smile grew on his face.

"So, this is the asshole? He isn't much of a looker. I'm 100% better." Yandere!Bartender who keeps a close eye on your social media profile and your friends, anything that includes you, so that the next time he talks to you, he will become close friends with you.

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October can’t come soon enough

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neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

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Inspired by this video xD

https://youtu.be/CFM0_SiC9XE

Killer belongs to RahafWabas

Cross belongs to JakeiArtwork

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no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

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How was your Mar10 Day? I spent mine with Mariotchi!

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How do they survive in the wild

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

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thursday

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I also drew princess peach today

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he makes me