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do y’all think the wand holster stays on during sex

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molecule - august 5 - jegulus - jegulus raising harry - discord server microprompt challenge - word count: 366

Regulus was trying to breathe.

Really, he was.

It was just…James wasn’t being fair right now.

Clenching his fists together, Regulus tried his best to keep his face straight as he continued to watch his husband and son.

“....exactly, Haz! That’s perfect!” James was saying encouragingly, clapping the ten-year-old boy on the back and sending him a smile. He regarded the piece of paper in front of them that had multiple diagrams and highlighted words. “Now tell me about chemical bonds. What’re they?”

Harry sighed, face falling. “Da, this is too hard. Plus, why do I have to know it? I’m just going to go to Hogwarts next year anyway!”

“Because it’s important to know,” James said gently, placing a hand on Harry’s shoulder. “And it’s not too hard.” He cast a glance around the room, flashing a smile at Regulus, who felt himself blush, before looking at a biscuit. “Here! Look–”

Harry took the offered biscuit with a suspicious glance. “I didn’t even get the question right,” he murmured. 

“That’s not a biscuit,” James said, beaming. “That is a molecule. Look. These parts, here?” He touched the two chocolate pieces on the outsides that made up the sandwich. “Those are the atoms. And this?” He pointed to the icing between the chocolate pieces. “That’s the chemical bond. See?”

Harry’s eyes lit up. “Bloody hell! That makes sense!” he grinned, popping the sweet into his mouth. 

Not bothering to chastise the boy about his cursing, Regulus finally piped up. “James, can I see you in the other room for a moment?”

The taller man, who had previously looked adorably triumphant, frowned at him. “‘Course, love. Be right back, Haz. Here, study this.”

Regulus nearly ran into the kitchen, dragging James with him. As soon as they crossed the threshold, he shut the door, and pinned James against it. “That was so bloody hot,” he whispered, mouthing at his husband’s jaw.

Looking pleasantly surprised, James laughed. “What, me parenting our son?”

“No, you being so smart. Say more smart things,” Regulus murmured, body hot, sucking a mark into James’s skin. He could heal it before Harry saw.

“Erm…the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?”

Regulus groaned.

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You and me both jay

YES IM ARAB AND SO ARE YOU HI!!!

I actually grew up in the Gulf and then moved to Germany for uni. How about you?

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i was born and raised in spain, but my family's from morocco :) we're amazigh rather than arab, but yea same thing lol that's so cool!!

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Yea I was actually born here! We moved away when I was really young but still visited whenever we could.

That sucks about Spain tho I also live in a mostly chill area lol. I guess we both have dealt with our share of racism 😭

YES IM ARAB AND SO ARE YOU HI!!!

I actually grew up in the Gulf and then moved to Germany for uni. How about you?

hiii

i was born and raised in spain, but my family's from morocco :) we're amazigh rather than arab, but yea same thing lol that's so cool!!

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It IS so cool!! Immigrants unite lol

How's life in Spain? I've honestly always wanted to go

YES IM ARAB AND SO ARE YOU HI!!!

I actually grew up in the Gulf and then moved to Germany for uni. How about you?

hiii

i was born and raised in spain, but my family's from morocco :) we're amazigh rather than arab, but yea same thing lol that's so cool!!

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it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes

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do you use your irl name on tumblr? ie, either your government name or the name you go as in real life. if you use a different name that's not related to you irl here on tumblr then vote no

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"You're too late to stop me Hero. All of the funds that I've stolen and embezzled have already been distributed to major charity networks all across the globe. The largest Diamond in the world? Already liquidated to help children with Cancer." The villain coughed, bloodied by the Hero's hands.

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byler kiss not an option bc we all know that's a given

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Draco 🤝 Regulus

Thirsting over Potter men

bamboozled - jegulus and drarry - server microprompt challenge - word count: 338

Draco had been raised to be proper. To wow a crowd, to navigate social situations with all the grace and politeness of a proper gentleman. To handle things smoothly.

Which is why, now, he was internally screaming at himself.

Because he’d never felt so bloody bamboozled.

Because...weren't old people supposed to be ugly?

Pinching his own leg as he missed his mouth with his fork for the ninth time, he cursed under his breath, earning a confused look from Harry, who was sitting next to him, immersed in conversation with James and Regulus.

Miserably, Draco just shook his head slightly. No. He could get himself together.

It was just…

He looked up again, trying to be subtle. 

He now understood why people talked about it all the time. Harry Potter looked so like his father. Gods, they were both unfairly handsome. Their smiles were bright, their eyes warm and welcoming. And James…

Well, age had been very kind to James Potter.

He was graying, sure. But the slight wrinkles and lighter hair only made him more handsome. More rugged. More…

Draco gulped. Certainly, he should not be thinking this way about his potential father-in-law, and he wasn’t, not really. He was very, very happy with what he had. But his very unhelpful brain reminded him: If Harry and James look so much alike…Harry will look like this when he gets older. Harry will look exactly like this when he gets older.

He squirmed in his seat. Fuck. 

“...going to grab the next course!” James Potter announced, throwing Draco a smile and sweeping into the kitchen.

“I’ll help,” Harry offered, standing and squeezing Draco’s knee. 

But as soon as both men disappeared into the other room, Regulus turned to him with a look like an x-ray. Draco’s stomach churned. Was he in trouble? Did Regulus know? Fuck, he’d heard things about Regulus Black from his mother and he didn’t want to get on his bad side. Shit, shit, sh–

“Just wait until you see Fleamont Potter,” Regulus murmured, his face breaking into a smirk.

Draco gaped. 

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🍎 — #jegulus

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james potter.

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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity

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Barty Crouch Jr behaviour