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GUYS I LOVE REHABKLOK SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY PEOPLE REFERENCE IT

it'll have to do, it'll have to do- it'll have to doooo!

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"night night😊" HELP I LOVE HIM

https://twitter.com/ripTeeth/status/1783752759436841415

What

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LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

“pickles HAS to be cis bc he’s a misogynistic/homophobic/douchebag smth smth toxic masculinity smth” SHUTUP. SHUTUP

trans ppl can suck. trans ppl can be misogynistic douchebag dildoheads who have been totally brainwashed by toxic masculinity. i’m so sorry he’s not your smol liddel boi or smth WHATEVER. take ur weird infantilzation of queer characters somewhere else. fuck off ugly

i’m so sorry brendon didn’t write a squeaky clean queer character for you to play with. that’s an almost fifty something year old trans man who fucking reeks of piss and vomit and gets called mother and uses the word faggot. that man is going to hell when he dies - not bc he’s trans, but bc he’s a piece of shit. but by god, if you think a character is getting into heaven scot-free, then thats prob not a well written character.

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Not a single thought in his head

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FUCK YEA PICKLE

It's 4/20! Happy birthday to our favorite genderfucking drummer!

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Nathan: THUNDER........ HORSE....

Skwisgaar:

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The one time Charles is used by Dethklok as a threat and it’s Murderface telling Knubbler “Do you want to tell Charles that you’re insubordinate?!? Cause I fucking will ! Fucking try me ! TRY ME !”

Like that’s actually fucking funny that he used tattling Charles as threat because he definitely knows Charles would grab Knubbler and recondition him into being subordinate. That’s if Charles took William’s side which he probably wouldn’t but still. He really said “Don’t make me tell my mom on you !”

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he looks like my cat when she just wakes up

A collection of pissed off Pickles from Dethfam because i love his face

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call to action to start making more charles content im actually going fucking insane please omg

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this is too real i'm afraid😔🙏🏻

the dvd extra where he's on the phone is not enough i need to become the pen clipped onto his shirt pocket

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Metalocalypse OC Week 2024!

Are you folks ready for another 🎸🎸🎸 prompt challenge? I know I am! What better way to start the summer months than interacting and celebrating all the diverse fan characters of Metalocalypse. From old friends to new friends to characters you've had your eye on for quite some time, this is Original Character (OC) Week.

This is your chance to make that art, write that fic or any other creative expression involving your OCs. We all share the sandbox so this is also your chance to mingle with other creators to make something epic. Don't be shy! From personal experience, messaging someone with a character I'd like to utilize helps the process.

Use any character you like whether they are well established or new on the scene. But most importantly, have fun. Can't wait to see what everyone comes up with and keep an eye out.

Many thanks to @mnikhowozu for the visuals.

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June 3 - June 9

Day 1 Duncan Hills run

Day 2 Fankids, Fanparents and Fan-mily

Day 3 Style Swap

Day 4 Flirty OR Friendly Banter

Day 5 Long Distance

Day 6 Social Media Trend

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Okay, so I was on Twitter earlier (don't worry this story has a happy ending) and I saw someone talking about how if we tried to bring the Titanic back up from the water, it would just disintegrate, because of the corrosion and the pressure it's been under and just like general rot of this ship. No arguments there, I agree with basic science facts!!

But then my second thought?

Was like "oh, wow, like Charles"

I was thinking about how he just could not go back to having a "regular" job after managing the most-influential band of like all time + also apparently they're part of a prophecy? + The theme of water/ocean in show just reminded of him, like if he tried to come back to the surface now, there'd be nothing left of Charles, he's just Dethklok through and through now or something idk + He's always under pressure in the show

Anyways, i dunno if "CFO = The Titanic" was the take I was expecting to have today. But it's the one I came up with I guess.

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Pieced together from SnBII

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Happy boop day from little meow meow

would boop that snoot

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y'all, i think fansong was written about me. when brendon wrote down those words, i was in the back of his head

"this mf is gonna LOOOOVE this one" - brendon small probably

also the amount of tags is most likely unnecessary but i NEED people to know that's MY song

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only three posts into the charles hashtag. that has to change immediately. here are a bunch of pictures i have of little bitch charlie

TEN PIC LIMIT WHYYYYYY